Winner winner, chicken dinner!

I see a complimentary chicken dinner in Rudy Giuliani's very near future consisting of a chicken milanese sauteed in a polonium reduction sauce over risotto, complements of his boss Vladimir Putin.

Fredo Giuliani has become too much of a liability to keep around, and after his 'untimely death" Barr's Ministry of Truth can conclude that Giuliani acted alone and Trump was only colluding with foreign governments for the sole purpose of stopping Giuliani's corruption.