Go eat a bag of dicks

And why is it that it seems some DU'ers think invoking the 2nd amendment is the solution to everything from Eric Cantor being a dufus, to the pull-ring coming off their pudding cups?

Obviously you don't understand how the order universe is constructed. It's all pudding cups these days.

And the LHC? That 27 km ring in Geneva?

Yup! Under it is the universe's largest pudding cup.

I gotta go now. Time for my meds. Then, some tapioca pudding cup.

The right wingers aren't evil, they're just misdirected!

But think for just a moment, Scootaloo, how much more bold would they be if we were utterly unarmed.

I mean really, think about it.

We are as oppressed as we have ever been right now and these people have no respect, none.

What will they listen to?

July 4th is for celebrating England.

Thanksgiving was for all the hardy pilgrims, who created jobs, while shivering, and starving in the snow;.

Memorial Day honors all those business owners, who died creating jobs;.

The Fourth of July memorializes all the sacrifices of the job creators, who provided the country's soldiers with all their materials, with only a modest, patriotic mark-up;.

VE Day, when Allied corporate risk-takers finally defeated the German brands;.

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/09/03/789381/cantor-labor-management/

to kindly go fuck himself.