Wow, the only thing that gets more Google hits than "Mel Gibson" and "ape shit" is "porn".

They're like the missing link

Well if we evolved, then why are there still Republicans!

I think they even use that as one of their "proof" arguments for cretinism.

...the "intelligent designer" doesn't create teabaggers.

Or, to quote Chris Rock...

"There ain't even that many black people in the country, okay? Black people are ten percent of the f***ing population. Black people are New York, D.C., L.A., Chicago, Atlanta -- like, ten places, okay? Ain't no Black people in Minnesota. The only Black people in Minnesota are Prince and Kirby Puckett. Shit, the whole rest of the country, the other forty states is filled up with is broke ass white people -- broke ass, living in a trailer home, eating mayonnaise sandwiches, f***ing their sister, listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records."

That's what I mean by "missing link": It's been staring us in the face all along, in the form of creationists.