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demmiblue

(36,875 posts)
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 01:51 PM Nov 2019

Now that Ivanka can't pretend there's not a gigantic mess in the White House, she appeals to her...

Now that Ivanka can’t pretend there’s not a gigantic mess in the White House, she appeals to her core audience



On Thursday, as the House of Representatives voted to proceed with a formal impeachment inquiry of President Donald Trump, his Senior Advisor Ivanka Trump — first daughter, daughter first — met the extraordinary circumstances of this historic moment with an unusual reaction of her own: She acknowledged that the dumpster she’s sitting in is actually on fire.

“…surrounded by enemies and spies catching and perverting every word that falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them.” -Thomas Jefferson’s reflections on Washington, D.C. in a letter to his daughter Martha.
Some things never change, dad!

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) October 31, 2019


She did so in the most self-aggrandizing way, of course. Ivanka is capable of donning a mask of decorum, even a designer skinsuit of faux humility, when it serves a purpose. But in those moments of stress when her position is directly challenged, her Trump tends to show. In this tweet, Ivanka cast herself as Martha Jefferson Randolph, our third president’s daughter who also served as first lady since there was no pesky third wife in the way, and her own dear daddy as Thomas Jefferson, a Founding Father whose face is on the nickel, not on a giant diapered-baby balloon that hovers like a revolting apparition over all the best political protests.

Yes, she compared an author of the Declaration of Independence to the author of this tweet featuring a clumsily photoshopped good dog:

In a sweeping subtweet aimed at everyone from House Democrats to the media to government employees who bother to tell the truth, according to Ivanka her father is “surrounded by enemies and spies catching and perverting every word that falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them.” (I can’t unsee the word “pervert” now, can you?)

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Things have to be hot in the White House this week for Ivanka to break her own protocol of relentless self-promotion and emoji-laden administration cheerleading to post such a desperate message of direct support to her increasingly unhinged father, who spent Thursday morning weathering the public roll-call of his many facets of corruption inflaming his carpal tunnel as he rage-tweeted about witch hunts, CNN, and the Federal Reserve, among others.

Ivanka’s tweets that don’t feature photo after photo of her being a #WomanWhoWorks, nodding solemnly at an issues table or smiling through a factory tour, generally fall into two categories: insipid Jared content and shameless correctives to her father’s grotesque actions and words and their fall-out. On Twitter, Ivanka is something of a human Poo-Pourri, deployed strategically to trap and cover the smell of her father’s latest debacle. Even the dumbest, smallest stumbles can be met by one of Ivanka’s stealth rejoinders. The internet mocks Trump’s janky photoshopped-dog tweet? Ivanka posts a very normal one honoring the canine hero, the very kid of tweet Trump’s less goonish supporters surely wish he would have gone with in the first place.

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Ivanka’s job since childhood has been to make her father look better than he is, and it has paid off for her professionally, culminating in her current role in his administration. This is not to be confused with actually making her father a better person, or even convincing him to make better decisions, though some continue to be confused on that point.

https://www.alternet.org/2019/11/now-that-ivanka-cant-pretend-theres-not-a-gigantic-mess-in-the-white-house-she-appeals-to-her-core-audience/
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Now that Ivanka can't pretend there's not a gigantic mess in the White House, she appeals to her... (Original Post) demmiblue Nov 2019 OP
Ivanka always reminds me of Dolly Parton's line, "It costs a lot to look this cheap." sop Nov 2019 #1
Excellent! The Blue Flower Nov 2019 #2
Boy howdy. tanyev Nov 2019 #4
Of course, there is a Seinfeld episode for that: volstork Nov 2019 #20
That look seems to be on purpose & part of her new upgraded, um, kidneys Hekate Nov 2019 #22
fake hair, fake nose, fake teeth, fake face, and fake t**s Botany Nov 2019 #12
The "nip" look is so professional. And to think I saw an "Ivanka 2024" shirt . . . Vinca Nov 2019 #3
she appeals to her "Core" audienence. ??? would that be the NIPPLE audience??? LOLOLOL !!!! trueblue2007 Nov 2019 #10
There's only one person in her "core audience" Leith Nov 2019 #16
drumpfs THINK they are very good with the distractions. democratisphere Nov 2019 #5
It distracts from her shitty hair or those fucked-up discount teeth. TheBlackAdder Nov 2019 #26
Butt, butt, butt, butt .............. democratisphere Nov 2019 #30
She may not be the titular head of the regime milestogo Nov 2019 #6
Well done sop Nov 2019 #8
ha ha ha ha ha Titualar trueblue2007 Nov 2019 #11
This is a real picture? Dan Nov 2019 #14
Seriously, that cannot be real Blue_playwright Nov 2019 #17
Photo-shopped Kaleva Nov 2019 #23
Want to bet the nipple bumps are sewn into her bra? Greybnk48 Nov 2019 #7
Reminds me of this video that just came out the other day. Mildly NSFW. TheBlackAdder Nov 2019 #25
In Medical fashion they're called the anti-gravity perfect half globe boobies lunatica Nov 2019 #9
I had no idea she had an audience, what exactly is her core audience? Snake Plissken Nov 2019 #13
before Trump became president, she was promoting the lifestyle thing... "look at my perfect family" Demovictory9 Nov 2019 #27
I'm having a hard time understanding who actually pays attention to D List celebrities' kids Snake Plissken Nov 2019 #33
Caitlyn (formerly Bruce) Jenner's youngest daughter is 22 and a billionaire.. the world's youngest Demovictory9 Nov 2019 #38
Ivanka on the world stage... Talking to bigwigs keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #36
since that embarrassment, her twitter vids are kiss-ups praising her / treating her like royalty Demovictory9 Nov 2019 #37
Can you imagine the outrage if First Lady Obama Ferrets are Cool Nov 2019 #15
She's a boob.....with boobs to spare! machoneman Nov 2019 #18
Our taxes for good use Traildogbob Nov 2019 #19
Props to the BHDem53 Nov 2019 #21
Yuck. pwb Nov 2019 #24
She is so completely worthless. It enrages me that she is allowed to play "political advisor" smirkymonkey Nov 2019 #28
For reals? thegoose Nov 2019 #29
Senior Advisor thegoose Nov 2019 #31
Sigh... maxrandb Nov 2019 #32
If Donnie Shit for Brains is re-elected, he'll dump Pence and name Ivanka as his VP sop Nov 2019 #34
max max I think I have fallen in love 😍 live love laugh Nov 2019 #42
Does anyone see a flag pin on Ivanka's outfit at the UN? keithbvadu2 Nov 2019 #35
No, but one must have been there MurrayDelph Nov 2019 #40
Who the ever loving hell is named Ivanka to start with Green Line Nov 2019 #39
Some things never change: ALL the Trumps are corrupt. NCLefty Nov 2019 #41

tanyev

(42,594 posts)
4. Boy howdy.
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 02:35 PM
Nov 2019

There’s a common type of bra called a t-shirt bra with just enough lining to prevent the, um, ‘show-through’ problem and all brands from economy to high end have them. You can’t tell me that fashion mavens like Ivanka and Melania aren’t aware there are options to avoid those kind of pictures.

Hekate

(90,769 posts)
22. That look seems to be on purpose & part of her new upgraded, um, kidneys
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 04:53 PM
Nov 2019

I learned that bit of fashion news right here at DU. Amazing.

Leith

(7,813 posts)
16. There's only one person in her "core audience"
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 04:15 PM
Nov 2019

and they share DNA.

The few who get excited by her presidential nipples are just gravy.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
9. In Medical fashion they're called the anti-gravity perfect half globe boobies
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 03:23 PM
Nov 2019

They will never sag even as the rest of the body melts downward. Guaranteed.

Demovictory9

(32,468 posts)
27. before Trump became president, she was promoting the lifestyle thing... "look at my perfect family"
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 05:39 PM
Nov 2019

photos posted on twitter daily. now, no more photos of family, just her walking / talking to bigwigs, sitting at the dias ... looking like a big shot.

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
33. I'm having a hard time understanding who actually pays attention to D List celebrities' kids
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:01 PM
Nov 2019

That whole Trump brand thing never made any sense to me, I found it to be nothing but a source of comedy, but here Trump is in the White House because he is able to make idiots think he cares about them.

Demovictory9

(32,468 posts)
38. Caitlyn (formerly Bruce) Jenner's youngest daughter is 22 and a billionaire.. the world's youngest
Mon Nov 4, 2019, 12:54 AM
Nov 2019

Just based on being part of that family and looking pretty. no talent, no nothing else

she's got more followers than Trump. by double

Traildogbob

(8,790 posts)
19. Our taxes for good use
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 04:37 PM
Nov 2019

I am betting we have paid for her AND Melania to have bigger kidneys. Jesus approved ones.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
28. She is so completely worthless. It enrages me that she is allowed to play "political advisor"
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 05:45 PM
Nov 2019

when she doesn't even have the intellect or experience to make sandwiches at a NY deli on 7th Avenue. That goes for her brothers as well. How do people this stupid manage to gain such advantage in life?

maxrandb

(15,345 posts)
32. Sigh...
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 06:17 PM
Nov 2019

This is evidence that America...and possibly the entire fucking world has not only crashed through the Looking Glass, but we are now using the broken shards to slit our fucking wrists.

Every fiber of my being, from the deepest depths of my soul, to the tips of my male nipples in the frozen-food section at Harris Teater, knows with a crystalline, pure spar certainty, that I should NOT BE REQUIRED to give ONE-FUCK what this soulless, hell spawn "Netherworld Barbie" has to say about fucking anything

My intellect, my psyche, my conscience, my decency and grace...all tell me that I shouldn't even be required to know who in the fuck these people are.

I know that these lifeless, grifting, vapid, empty vessels deserve NOT ONE NANO-SECOND of my serious thoughts.

These spray-on-tan, Loreal of Paris, plastic, Axe-Body Spray wearing morons SHOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE WE EVER ENCOUNTER

Their impact on our lives should have the same effect of a fucking gnat blocking the path of a charging rhino.

I will NEVER forgive fucking Donnie Shit for Brains voting morons for requiring me to take seriously A FUCKING BUNCH OF IGNORANT FUCKSTICKS that should NEVER be taken seriously

This fucking family and their supporters, are like dog-shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.

sop

(10,226 posts)
34. If Donnie Shit for Brains is re-elected, he'll dump Pence and name Ivanka as his VP
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:08 PM
Nov 2019

That is my prediction. It will be the multigenerational Trump dynasty, much like the Kim Klan in North Korea. We'd better get used to the new reality.

live love laugh

(13,124 posts)
42. max max I think I have fallen in love 😍
Mon Nov 4, 2019, 02:34 AM
Nov 2019

with you.

Your words ... they’re everything I couldn’t put together but you speak for me.

keithbvadu2

(36,869 posts)
35. Does anyone see a flag pin on Ivanka's outfit at the UN?
Mon Nov 4, 2019, 12:14 AM
Nov 2019

Does anyone see a flag pin on Ivanka's outfit at the UN?

Have any patriotic republicans complained?

NCLefty

(3,678 posts)
41. Some things never change: ALL the Trumps are corrupt.
Mon Nov 4, 2019, 02:29 AM
Nov 2019

And none of them will leave and risk losing the inheritance.

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