The timorous, quavering fear in his voice kinda spoils all those Chuck Norris jokes for me now.

I loves me some Chuck Norris jokes. He's such a goofy, corny on-screen personality. He's like the opposite of Schwarzenneggar. who never seems to take the cornball melodramas he's in too seriously. Chuck Norris, on the other hand seems almost painfully serious about playing his movie parts, as if defusing terrorist bombs with scissor kicks on screen really is going to save civilization.

But watch this. By gum, I fear the guy really does believe each of his movies are saving actual lives. Bless his poor dumb heart. He's so nervous here, like a wound-up chihauhua, that I can't even work up scorn for his over the top (and obviously scripted by wordsier puppet yankers) rhetoric.

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/chuck-norris-warns-doom-follow-obama

Fear mongering fail. "Our great country and freedom are under attack" --by corporate friendly moderate Democrats! Hide the kids! Here come those legislative compromisers!

"We're at a tipping point!" --Be afwaid, be vewy afwaid!

"Our Country will be lost forever!!"

"Socialism... or something... much... worse"

my head just exploded.