One third of all Republicans

One third of all Republicans think that the President was born in Kenya.

Two thirds of all Republicans roll their eyes and look away when they hear such rubbish.


One third of all Republicans think that Mitt Romney was a good ole funster when he worked the birth certificate into his Michigan remarks.

Two thirds of all Republicans wondered what happened with their primary system that could give them such a witless wonder.


One third of all Republicans think Ryan is a man of great accomplishments and little exaggerations are minor distractions to be tolerated.

Two thirds of all Republicans are glad that Ryan hasn't had to testify under oath.


One third of all Republicans agree with Governor Barbour that it would be great if Christie touched the President with a hot poker.

Two thirds of all Republicans are going to need to see their dentist because all the grimacing has ground their teeth down a quarter of an inch.


One third of all Republicans don't really like the klan or other extreme racists but understand that they are just good Christian boys who are a little over the line.

Two thirds of all Republicans hope that their children won't find out who their political bedfellows are but realize that if they didn't get these people in the tent and keep them happy then they would be facing the greatest landslide loss in US history.


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Now you may despise the first third for their brazen racism, or you may be disgusted by the other two thirds lack of political spine but every single one of them needs to be handed a historic political defeat so that they can reconsider themselves and have any chance at redemption.


(and to all of you Republican lurkers who peek in here and run back to your cave or freeper ghetto, remember "You are who you sleep with" may be the only true thing Ayn Rand ever said.