In Romney's case I don't know if he knows the difference, so it's doubly hard trying to keep each one straight.

He is trying to memorize what he thinks people want to hear. That is far more dangerous.

he won't know what to do with a diverse audience.

No matter how hard and how long he practices, Obama is still going to clean his clock in all three debates.

will that practice be completed..

at the Vermont vacation home of his former Lt. Governor, Kerry Healey.

though it will not help.

staying at Healy's 4 million dollar estate.

and he doesn't have to worry about a thing..

His microprocessor is being emergency re-programmed in order to fix a rather large number of glitches in the Neo-Human® LifeLike V. !.2 software subroutine.

They are still desperately trying to determine if the annoying teeth-sucking is a hardware or a software failure, or just an inherent design flaw in the protoype that can't be engineered out and will only be addressed before the next model rollout by the design team in Salt Lake City.

As to the large number of non-sequitors that the current model seems to spew in various circumstances, i.e., "The trees are the right height", "Wet lemon good", the only thing that the techs can come up with is that a stray cosmic ray corrupted that part of the hard drive.

Since it was a custom order and there is no off-the-shelf replacement available the purchasers will just have to live with it.