Trump is the military equivalent of a "jock sniffer".

Men without the talent, physique or guts that it takes to compete and succeed in sports sometimes attach themselves like parasites to true athletes. They believe that, somehow, the admiration and respect which athletes earn in competition will somehow be theirs if only they be seen with and fawn over sports superstars. Without ever breaking a sweat they seek to claim their place on the medal stand.

Trump has never been in combat. He has never served in the military in any capacity. He has never broken a sweat fo anything in his entire lifetime. He fears germs, dogs and the truth. But, hey! Look at him now! He kisses the asses of a few murdering war criminals, enthusiastically praises them and---voila! He is now( in his fevered mind only) a real "badass ultimate warrior" just like the war criminals whose crimes apparently arouse him.

You are a pretender, Donnie; a transparent and warped wannabe; a "jock sniffer".