A split second of sympathy for congressional republicans

You've spent your entire professional career kissing babies, so that you can later take away their food and health care...

You've held town halls in senior centers, so that you can later steal their Medicare and pensions....

You've driven bus tours throughout the land, so that you can later pollute and privatize it...

...And before you get finished screwing over the citizens, this obvious schmuck of a putin puppet horns in on your grift and fucks it up so bad for all of you that you're down in the polls or even forced to retire instead of eating a loss.

Nah, fuck em all.