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IronLionZion

(45,442 posts)
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 02:48 PM Dec 2019

Trump Frustrated With Toilets: "People Are Flushing ... 10 Times, 15 Times as Opposed to Once"

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/12/trump-frustrated-toilets-people-flushing-10-15-times.html

President Donald Trump has had enough of water efficiency standards and is taking a stand. At the White House on Friday, Trump said he ordered a federal review of those standards because they are making bathrooms unusable. “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water,” Trump said.

It isn’t just the toilets that are an issue, though. “We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water,” Trump said. The result of this situation is “you can’t wash your hands practically, there’s so little water comes out of the faucet” and then you “end up using the same amount of water.”




The president said that his administration is looking into “opening up the standard” of regulations to save water. He recognized that may not be possible in all areas of the country but that doesn’t mean everyone should suffer from a toilet that doesn’t flush well. “There may be some areas where we’ll go the other route—desert areas,” he said. “But for the most part, you have many states where they have so much water that it comes down—it’s called rain—that they don’t know, they don’t know what to do with it.”




He also complained about energy-efficient lightbulbs that “give you an orange look,” a statement he has made before. “The new bulb is many times more expensive, and, I hate to say it, it doesn’t make you look as good,” Trump said. “Of course, being a vain person, that’s very important to me. It gives you an orange look. I don’t want an orange look. Has anyone noticed that?”





Anyone this concerned about flushing has to be completely full of it. He should see a doctor or nutritionist about his diet.

Lots more great tweets at the link
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Trump Frustrated With Toilets: "People Are Flushing ... 10 Times, 15 Times as Opposed to Once" (Original Post) IronLionZion Dec 2019 OP
I feel left out, I only have to flush mine once. CatMor Dec 2019 #1
When you're shitting bricks because you've been impeached fleur-de-lisa Dec 2019 #2
". . . it's called rain. . ." Arkansas Granny Dec 2019 #3
Ahhhh...the Toilet King speaks!! nt SWBTATTReg Dec 2019 #4
God, he is such a fucking idiot! smirkymonkey Dec 2019 #5
I guess the orange anus can't be bothered to read that super secret space-age R&D research paper Brother Buzz Dec 2019 #6
Close, that's a sink plunger IronLionZion Dec 2019 #8
"Any port in the storm", or is it it, "You go to war with what you have". Brother Buzz Dec 2019 #12
Yeah, I did that for years before a plumber told me IronLionZion Dec 2019 #14
Maybe I'm just slow Green Line Dec 2019 #7
I'm very sure he doesn't know either IronLionZion Dec 2019 #9
What the hell is he eating that he has to flush the toilet that many times? Initech Dec 2019 #10
Only republicans and cats need to flush that often keithbvadu2 Dec 2019 #11
Cats are repubs, dogs are democrats IronLionZion Dec 2019 #15
He is unable to speak without violently lurching Sugar Smack Dec 2019 #13
Hell Ya! This is America! Baked Potato Dec 2019 #16
Is this issue a top concern for the Small Business Administration? subterranean Dec 2019 #17
That probably has something to do with his diet of KFC and McDonald's (n/t) Spider Jerusalem Dec 2019 #18
After tRump took up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, I sometimes flush twice... SeattleVet Dec 2019 #19
He needs to upgrade to a Ferguson NotASurfer Dec 2019 #20
well, there was this 1 time i was in a northern WI native american casino single stall bathroom w/ pansypoo53219 Dec 2019 #21
 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
5. God, he is such a fucking idiot!
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 03:21 PM
Dec 2019

How can anyone think this man deserves to be the president? He's a complete joke.

Brother Buzz

(36,434 posts)
12. "Any port in the storm", or is it it, "You go to war with what you have".
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 03:57 PM
Dec 2019

My sink plunger has given me years of fine service....but the rubber IS getting a little tired. Perhaps I should upgrade.

IronLionZion

(45,442 posts)
14. Yeah, I did that for years before a plumber told me
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:08 PM
Dec 2019

the toilet plunger provides way more force and a better seal

IronLionZion

(45,442 posts)
9. I'm very sure he doesn't know either
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 03:39 PM
Dec 2019

The gist of it is those damn liberals are ruining your life with regulations and he's going to fix it so Americans can have freedom to poop again.

Initech

(100,076 posts)
10. What the hell is he eating that he has to flush the toilet that many times?
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 03:44 PM
Dec 2019

I'm guessing buckets of KFC, Big Macs, and Diet Cokes will do that to you.

IronLionZion

(45,442 posts)
15. Cats are repubs, dogs are democrats
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:12 PM
Dec 2019
https://www.politico.com/story/2011/08/cats-are-republicans-dogs-are-dems-061687

When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

And, sorry if you’ve got one and you’re a Republican — but dogs are liberal Democrats. Some are possibly Socialists, though probably none will ever admit it.

Dogs are communal by nature. They run in packs. They dream of their days as wolves, sharing responsibilities.

Sugar Smack

(18,748 posts)
13. He is unable to speak without violently lurching
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:02 PM
Dec 2019

from one half-topic to another. Also HIS pronoun problems are giving US grief.

And WHAT does this even mean?: "-where you turn the faucet on in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. " Why do *I* have to work so hard to understand *him*?

Is it possible to interrupt him, to ask WTF he's talking about? NO...he also has Dysfunctional Conjunction Junctions, wherein the sentence just doesn't end until the speaker, finally, drops dead.

Baked Potato

(7,733 posts)
16. Hell Ya! This is America!
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:25 PM
Dec 2019

I want my toilet to continually fuckin’ flush 24 hours a fuckin’ day! Same with my sink... I want that water flowin’ fast, and I want it gushing like a fuckin’ fire hydrant! We got plenty of water, just look at Viagra Falls, amazing flow there!

subterranean

(3,427 posts)
17. Is this issue a top concern for the Small Business Administration?
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 04:34 PM
Dec 2019

It must be, since Trump spent two whole minutes rambling on about it. And he assured them that his administration is "looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms."

On another note, I was mildly surprised to hear him poking a little fun at himself. It shows he actually possesses a sense of humor, such as it is.

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)
19. After tRump took up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, I sometimes flush twice...
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:47 PM
Dec 2019

but only because it's a LONG way to DC from this Washington!

pansypoo53219

(20,977 posts)
21. well, there was this 1 time i was in a northern WI native american casino single stall bathroom w/
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 07:43 PM
Dec 2019

an existing fat turd. i tried flushing. nope. that sucker was glued on. i know i flushed about 10 times. + it was a powered flush. one of those auto flushers too.

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