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Cyrano

(15,046 posts) Thu Dec 12, 2019, 02:58 PM Dec 2019

Here's the first annual DU "Dick of the Year" poll

I'm intentionally leaving out the orange creature since he'd be the hands down winner.

30 votes, 2 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Rudy Guiliani
	2 (7%)
	Gym Jordan
	15 (50%)
	Devin Nunes
	11 (37%)
	Kellyanne Conway
	0 (0%)
	Sean Hannity
	0 (0%)
	Steve King
	0 (0%)
	Other
	2 (7%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Here's the first annual DU "Dick of the Year" poll (Original Post) Cyrano Dec 2019 OP

I select . . . 'ALL OF THE ABOVE' empedocles Dec 2019 #1

Melon twisting poll! Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2019 #2

bill barr gopiscrap Dec 2019 #3

Matt Gaetz isn't up there? Aristus Dec 2019 #4

Indeed Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2019 #6

He belongs there mainstreetonce Dec 2019 #10

Gym Jordan Redleg Dec 2019 #5

All deserve... Mike Nelson Dec 2019 #7

Bill Lo-Barr GrapesOfWrath Dec 2019 #8

To me, Newest Reality Dec 2019 #9

Hard to disagree Cyrano Dec 2019 #13

Yup! Newest Reality Dec 2019 #23

I wasnt even nominated lame54 Dec 2019 #11

Tie between Kitchari Dec 2019 #12

Yep. Damn, I posted this poll too quickly Cyrano Dec 2019 #14

+1 broiles Dec 2019 #32

Ha! "So many dicks. So little time." Kitchari Dec 2019 #37

Leaving off Gaetz and Barr from this lsit DFW Dec 2019 #15

Yeah, you're right. My haste left too many dicks on the cutting room floor. Cyrano Dec 2019 #17

You'd have a much shorter list of Republicans who are NOT dicks DFW Dec 2019 #19

Great point Cyrano Dec 2019 #21

That's like choosing the nicest turd in the punch bowl. TheBlackAdder Dec 2019 #16

McConnell LNM Dec 2019 #18

Maybe it should be 'Dick of the Day' or 'Dick of the Week' alittlelark Dec 2019 #20

Good idea. Wish there were a way to automatically set this up. Cyrano Dec 2019 #22

they are all sagetea Dec 2019 #24

Mitch McConnell iamateacher Dec 2019 #25

How about one of those calendars with a separate page for each day? The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #26

Graham, Collins, Gaetz MontanaMama Dec 2019 #27

Where is Kellyanne "alternate truth" Conway? Is she off her game or George... brush Dec 2019 #28

She's the fourth one on the op list Cyrano Dec 2019 #30

She's been real quiet lately. Maybe she couldn't keep up the lying because... brush Dec 2019 #33

Maybe she's been busy with her publisher. Chellee Dec 2019 #38

Hahahahahahaha! You hink? brush Dec 2019 #42

I'd definitley add Doug Collins too but it hardly matters. yonder Dec 2019 #29

Steven Smith. LakeArenal Dec 2019 #31

I am going with one of the biggest constants in the dick world - Stephen Miller rurallib Dec 2019 #34

He"s crashed through being a dick into the land of pure evil Cyrano Dec 2019 #35

It's a tough choice... dajoki Dec 2019 #36

I'd say Jordan, but voted "Other," because Gohmert, Collins and Gaetz need to be on the list. n/t Miles Archer Dec 2019 #39

Barr... Sancho Dec 2019 #40

DOTY? pintobean Dec 2019 #41

Voted Jordan but Goemert gives him a run for his money mvd Dec 2019 #43

I votede for Gym but I gotta say that jerk Collins should be included in the list...he's a major CTyankee Dec 2019 #44

empedocles

(15,751 posts)

1. I select . . . 'ALL OF THE ABOVE'

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:00 PM

Dec 2019

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

2. Melon twisting poll!

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:02 PM

Dec 2019

gopiscrap

(23,762 posts)

3. bill barr

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:07 PM

Dec 2019

Aristus

(66,435 posts)

4. Matt Gaetz isn't up there?

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:08 PM

Dec 2019

Oversight...

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,134 posts)

6. Indeed

Reply to Aristus (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:09 PM

Dec 2019

He's Gym Jordan's douche twin.

mainstreetonce

(4,178 posts)

10. He belongs there

Reply to Aristus (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:14 PM

Dec 2019

He is the dick of of the day

Redleg

(5,821 posts)

5. Gym Jordan

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:08 PM

Dec 2019

Mainly because he took his speed-freak idiot act to both the House Intelligence Committee hearings and the House Judicial Committee hearings.

Secondly because he can't remember squat about his time as a wrestling coach at Ohio State.

Mike Nelson

(9,961 posts)

7. All deserve...

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:12 PM

Dec 2019

...the award! I was gonna vote for Jim Jordan, but thought he might like the title... so I opted for Rudy.

GrapesOfWrath

(525 posts)

8. Bill Lo-Barr

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:13 PM

Dec 2019

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

9. To me,

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:14 PM

Dec 2019

They all merge into one big mega-dickness that has syphilitic tentacles.

Okay, erase that picture please, HAL.

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

13. Hard to disagree

Reply to Newest Reality (Reply #9)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:34 PM

Dec 2019

I can't remember a time when so many Republicans simultaneously attained the current level of dickishness.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)

23. Yup!

Reply to Cyrano (Reply #13)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:58 PM

Dec 2019

It is truly historical, like no other time in history, ever. Everybody is saying that! People are telling me that, so many, so many of them are.

lame54

(35,311 posts)

11. I wasnt even nominated

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:14 PM

Dec 2019

Kitchari

(2,167 posts)

12. Tie between

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:31 PM

Dec 2019

McConnell and Lindsey Graham

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

14. Yep. Damn, I posted this poll too quickly

Reply to Kitchari (Reply #12)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:35 PM

Dec 2019

So many dicks. So little time.

broiles

(1,369 posts)

32. +1

Reply to Cyrano (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:18 PM

Dec 2019

Kitchari

(2,167 posts)

37. Ha! "So many dicks. So little time."

Reply to Cyrano (Reply #14)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 07:57 PM

Dec 2019

DFW

(54,426 posts)

15. Leaving off Gaetz and Barr from this lsit

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:37 PM

Dec 2019

That is sort of like leaving lemons and oranges off a list of citrus fruits.

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

17. Yeah, you're right. My haste left too many dicks on the cutting room floor.

Reply to DFW (Reply #15)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:39 PM

Dec 2019

DFW

(54,426 posts)

19. You'd have a much shorter list of Republicans who are NOT dicks

Reply to Cyrano (Reply #17)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:41 PM

Dec 2019

Come to think of it, if it is a blank piece of paper, is it even technically a list?

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

21. Great point

Reply to DFW (Reply #19)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:48 PM

Dec 2019

TheBlackAdder

(28,211 posts)

16. That's like choosing the nicest turd in the punch bowl.

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:37 PM

Dec 2019

LNM

(1,080 posts)

18. McConnell

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:39 PM

Dec 2019

alittlelark

(18,890 posts)

20. Maybe it should be 'Dick of the Day' or 'Dick of the Week'

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:43 PM

Dec 2019

cuz their Dickish and childish behavior is fast and furious.

Dick of the Hour possibly?

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

22. Good idea. Wish there were a way to automatically set this up.

Reply to alittlelark (Reply #20)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:52 PM

Dec 2019

I'm not on DU enough to keep a daily or hourly list going. Maybe we can find some volunteers, although I doubt it. Tracking Republican dicks would be like living in a cesspool.

sagetea

(1,374 posts)

24. they are all

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 03:59 PM

Dec 2019

a bag of dicks.

sage

iamateacher

(1,089 posts)

25. Mitch McConnell

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:10 PM

Dec 2019

Hands down.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,801 posts)

26. How about one of those calendars with a separate page for each day?

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:13 PM

Dec 2019

"Dick of the Day" might be better because there are so many of them. Today's is probably Matt Gaetz.

MontanaMama

(23,334 posts)

27. Graham, Collins, Gaetz

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:16 PM

Dec 2019

Sooooooo many dicks. Dickapalooza 2019.

brush

(53,815 posts)

28. Where is Kellyanne "alternate truth" Conway? Is she off her game or George...

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:27 PM

Dec 2019

got her to cool it?

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

30. She's the fourth one on the op list

Reply to brush (Reply #28)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:08 PM

Dec 2019

Evidently, too many take the term "dick" literally.

brush

(53,815 posts)

33. She's been real quiet lately. Maybe she couldn't keep up the lying because...

Reply to Cyrano (Reply #30)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:20 PM

Dec 2019

it's pretty obvious she doesn't believe that crap she spews.

Chellee

(2,101 posts)

38. Maybe she's been busy with her publisher.

Reply to brush (Reply #33)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 08:02 PM

Dec 2019

brush

(53,815 posts)

42. Hahahahahahaha! You hink?

Reply to Chellee (Reply #38)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 10:09 PM

Dec 2019

yonder

(9,669 posts)

29. I'd definitley add Doug Collins too but it hardly matters.

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:27 PM

Dec 2019

It's like trying to name the worst song or movie - who ever winds up in the flaccid 5, there's always more on their way down.

LakeArenal

(28,835 posts)

31. Steven Smith.

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:08 PM

Dec 2019

rurallib

(62,433 posts)

34. I am going with one of the biggest constants in the dick world - Stephen Miller

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:38 PM

Dec 2019

He is behind so much of what makes the Republican Party home of the dicks

Cyrano

(15,046 posts)

35. He"s crashed through being a dick into the land of pure evil

Reply to rurallib (Reply #34)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 06:19 PM

Dec 2019

From what's been reported, he's the one that came up with separating families at the border and putting kids in cages. And if that's true, this miserable swine should be put in prison for the rest of his life.