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MineralMan

(146,324 posts) Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:14 PM Dec 2019

BROKEN: POTUS Locks Self in Bedroom, Whimpering

Donald J. Trump, President of the United States was apparently so humiliated by being knocked off the Person of the Year cover of Time Magazine by a teenage girl that he has locked himself in his White House bedroom. One staffer with knowledge of the matter said he heard whimpering coming from that room, as Trump apparently vainly searched for something on his Tweeter to make him feel better.

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BROKEN: POTUS Locks Self in Bedroom, Whimpering (Original Post) MineralMan Dec 2019 OP

It sounded like this... lame54 Dec 2019 #1

Maybe he's flushing his gold toilet 10-15 times just to make the humiliation go away. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #2

After looking at his Twitter feed from today, I think he moved to the bathroom. SeattleVet Dec 2019 #3

Being POTUS is not for the thin-skinned, PufPuf23 Dec 2019 #4

Ahhh, I knew it... he IS the 400 pound guy sitting on the bed!!! Talitha Dec 2019 #5

He always was! MineralMan Dec 2019 #6

But he can always make his own cover . . . again. Vinca Dec 2019 #7

It's kind of like when he got booed at the World Series. chriscan64 Dec 2019 #8

lame54

(35,311 posts)

1. It sounded like this...

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:19 PM

Dec 2019

Whimper whimper
Flush
Whimper whimper
Flush
Whimper whimper
Flush
Whimper whimper
Flush
Whimper whimper
Flush
Whimper whimper
Flush
Etc.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,800 posts)

2. Maybe he's flushing his gold toilet 10-15 times just to make the humiliation go away.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:20 PM

Dec 2019

SeattleVet

(5,478 posts)

3. After looking at his Twitter feed from today, I think he moved to the bathroom.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:21 PM

Dec 2019

He seems to be flushing a hell of a lot of times, based on what's flowing out of his feed.

PufPuf23

(8,807 posts)

4. Being POTUS is not for the thin-skinned,

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 04:28 PM

Dec 2019

especially so if you are a corrupt irredeemable ass hat that had no business being POTUS in the first place and for just desserts should spend the rest of his days imprisoned.

Talitha

(6,611 posts)

5. Ahhh, I knew it... he IS the 400 pound guy sitting on the bed!!!

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:55 PM

Dec 2019

With or without the bathrobe is anyone's guess, though.

MineralMan

(146,324 posts)

6. He always was!

Reply to Talitha (Reply #5)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 06:02 PM

Dec 2019

Vinca

(50,300 posts)

7. But he can always make his own cover . . . again.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 06:21 PM

Dec 2019

chriscan64

(1,789 posts)

8. It's kind of like when he got booed at the World Series.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 06:33 PM

Dec 2019

His handlers were going to keep sending him out to sporting events until they found one where he didn't get booed. Our country is being run by the kid in the Twilight Zone who wishes people into the cornfield. "It's good that you done that, Donnie."

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