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Link to tweet
Rep. Barry Loudermilk (R-GA): "Pontius Pilate afforded more rights to Jesus than Democrats afforded this president."
Jesus: "Until Donald Trump is stripped naked and nailed to a cross, shut the fuck up."
ChubbyStar
(3,191 posts)Nevilledog
(51,186 posts)alwaysinasnit
(5,071 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)syringis
(5,101 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Put up or shut up!
Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)The Shroud of Thorns, maybe? I think that would cover it. XXX-large of course. Modern.
2naSalit
(86,767 posts)is that an olde world way of say it's soured?
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)The_Counsel
(1,660 posts)...cause I sho'nuff LOL'ed at that tweet.
H2O Man
(73,594 posts)hell for the company." -- Mark Twain
lame54
(35,317 posts)To commit more crimes
Just kidding - he won't wait 3 days
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,403 posts)I hear Texas grows thorns that puncture tractor tires. Maybe some Texans will donate to the cause.
wryter2000
(46,077 posts)Wasn't Jesus crucified for being a witch?
FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)DinahMoeHum
(21,806 posts)Traildogbob
(8,791 posts)Photo shopped by White House staff. Melanoma would kill for that less of an ass.
Traildogbob
(8,791 posts)My eyes, fuck, my eyes are ruined. 😭😵😲 No nails could support that lard ass. No wood is strong enough as a cross to hold up that 230 lbs. Imagine his fat ass dragging the cross through 5th avenue. No way. Pence, McConnel, Gooliani all his apostles could not all together carry that cross. He deserves more of a Saudi punishment. That would take a chain saw with a 45" chain bar, still would need multiple cuts to get through his ass. No bar oil would be required for his slimy ass.