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?PresiDented Donald ("What's that popping sound in the middle of my cranium?" )Trump is saying: "So what if Christianity Today is against me? Christ himself endorsed me. . . . He told me so last night."
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Above CAPTION based on Christianity Today's editorial (ca. 12.20.19) which found Trump guilty of impeachable crimes and unfit for the presidency.
Mike 03
(16,616 posts)fleur-de-lisa
(14,628 posts)FiveGoodMen
(20,018 posts)polichick
(37,152 posts)Johonny
(20,872 posts)The water, it falls from the sky, in some places, it actually falls from the sky, for free, it falls from the sky for free, in some beuatiful places. They call that rain. They do. But there's so much water everywhere, everywhere, it's like a nuclear hurricane filled with water. But not in their dishwasher. In there they got what some people call the "low flow". My doctor told me I got the low flow too. I know what it's like. I take some pills. They don't work. I listen to all the generals, and they say low flow is bad. We didn't have the low flow before Obama. We didn't. I listened to all the generals, Hannity, Robert Kraft, Putin ... all of them. They say the low flow is killing Isreal. It is. So, I'm standing by the toilet flushing 10 or 15 times waiting to flow. Waiting to flow, because I got the low flow too. Takes me forever in there sometimes. Anyway, that's not important. What's important is their dishwashers, they aren't working. They are not working well. They got the low flow. What we got is bad hombres in the dish room. When the Democrat sends the American people new dishwashers, they aren't sending their best. They aren't. They send washers like delusional Nancy Pelosi, crooked Hillary, and Shifty "Adam" Schiff. So, I tell her, the woman with the dishwasher with no water, remember her? I tell her, fire those dishwashers and hirer better ones. Theirs so many poor people out there, it's great. You can just get new ones. Easy. That's what I do at my hotels. We just find new dishwashers that work. Work cheap too. No bedbugs, either.
Quoting him verbatim.
skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Haven't you been paying attention? . . . I've got the whole wide world in my hands."