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(31,518 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)world wide wally
(21,744 posts)Divorce.
Divorce is condemned far more than homosexuality or abortion. Matter of fact, I don't even think they are mentioned in the New Testament but divorce is mentioned like 35 times.
keithbvadu2
(36,829 posts)The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis
NellieStarbuck
(266 posts). . . how she fathered twins with husband #3. Therein lies a tale, I'm sure.
SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)When a man and woman love each other, they get into bed and wiggle around and sometimes a baby is the result.
I think that's how I remember my Mom explaining it.
BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)The man lays across the woman forming a cross, and the woman gets so happy that she has a baby.
SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)was about 2nd grade when someone came to school with the whole "penis goes into where the girl pees" concept.
We figured that just that act wouldn't create a baby, so we determined that...................the guy had to pee inside the girl.
That was actually kind of close for a 7 year old.
BTW, the guy I was discussing that with in the 2nd grade was also the expert who first told the guys what a whore was - that was a man who liked other men and one would dress up as a woman and they would dance and kiss.
A very confused teacher at recess had to tell a group of us boys to stop calling each other whores
BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)In the shadow of Bob Jones University!
SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)It has blown Columbia away, and is about as cool as Charleston now.
While the Upstate is still way to the right and redneck, downtown Greenville is an oasis in the midst of the Bob Jones atmosphere. Great restaurants and night life.
BamaRefugee
(3,483 posts)Lots of folks have told me the same thing, I might have to visit. Been to Charleston, Savannah, Pawleys Island etc many many times since though.
Los Angeles is gonna be too expensive to live in when I retire...
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)usaf-vet
(6,189 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)when you point out that there is not a single direct prohibition in the New Testament to homosexuality (or abortion for that matter).
When they argue that the Old Testament calls for the death penalty for homosexual acts, ask them if they are an orthodox Jew, or a Christian who accepts the New Testament, which Jesus clearly identified as replacing most of the structure of the OT.
catbyte
(34,403 posts)A co-worker from years ago was born into a Reformed Jewish family but married a guy who had been raised Orthodox.
She used to joke that he abandoned the Orthodox approach when they moved to the South and he first ate Barbecue.
Seriously, this does point out a significant disconnect in the thinking of fundies; i.e.: Of course I ignore the Old Testament bans on pork, shellfish, etc., but I fully endorse the death penalty for gays because the Bible tells me so.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)Now get out!
Paladin
(28,264 posts)exactly!!
mdbl
(4,973 posts)catrose
(5,068 posts)There's a story of a Roman centurion who came to Jesus and begged him to heal the Roman's...servant or slave is how it's usually translated. As a Southerner, I wondered about that, having never heard of anyone who cared about a servant or slave that much. Later I learned that the word could also be translated as "young sexual companion." Boy toy, perhaps?
Jesus was touched by the man's love and promised to come to his house right away, and the centurion said that he wasn't worthy, that he knew Jesus could just speak the word and his friend would be healed. And Jesus praised the man for his great faith.
Can you believe Jesus totally neglected to go all Westboro Baptist on the centurion?
Garion_55
(1,915 posts)They are destroying this country
Qutzupalotl
(14,317 posts)Traildogbob
(8,756 posts)Wish I had a pocket size John to have with me at all times. If John would publish a pocket size guide that had his brilliant, 100 percent accurate, responses to every right wing twisted bible quote, he would be a wealthy man. Keep one of those and a pocket size constitution with you and that is all the "Ammo" lefties need to take to family battlefields. John sir, you are a treasure. Thanks for the photo at the Asheville Sexy Liberal show❤️. I would join a John church.
rurallib
(62,423 posts)Brother Dad and Sister Mom taught him well.
Traildogbob
(8,756 posts)And he lives by those lessons. Extremely kind, caring of all others, with patience and willingness to listen, never screaming. And one hell of a music historian. Saturated in Cool!
TexasBushwhacker
(20,202 posts)Don't get into a Bible fight with John F. You will lose.
3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)Fundies argue scripture with John at their peril. He will wipe the floor with them every time.