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Today's episode of John Fugelsang and the MAGAt (Original Post) Siwsan Dec 2019 OP
Way to go, John. Arkansas Granny Dec 2019 #1
They need to be reminded that LGBTQ+ don't have abortions. CaptYossarian Dec 2019 #2
Know what Jesus really hated? world wide wally Dec 2019 #3
The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis keithbvadu2 Dec 2019 #5
I'm interested to know . . NellieStarbuck Dec 2019 #8
Here's how that happened: SCantiGOP Dec 2019 #11
Hahahah. I heard it just a little differently, as a kid, from my (now gay) brother ;-) BamaRefugee Dec 2019 #17
The first time I really tried to figure it out SCantiGOP Dec 2019 #18
Ha! ;-) My "knowledge" was also gained in South Carolina, lived in Greenville 5th thru 11 grade... BamaRefugee Dec 2019 #21
If you haven't been back to Greenville in recent years you should try to get there SCantiGOP Dec 2019 #22
Haven't been back since the 60s, when I was growing up there... BamaRefugee Dec 2019 #24
Hermaphrodite!?! Brainfodder Dec 2019 #25
What a piece of work she is. There aren't word in my vocabulary (that my wife let's me use) that fit usaf-vet Dec 2019 #26
This really confuses some fundies SCantiGOP Dec 2019 #4
Leviticus also demands death for folks who eat pork or shellfish but bbq is big in MAGAt country catbyte Dec 2019 #6
Hah! SCantiGOP Dec 2019 #10
President Bartlett said it best! SCVDem Dec 2019 #14
Another huge bullseye from John F. Outstanding. (nt) Paladin Dec 2019 #7
haha! subana Dec 2019 #9
You tell em John mdbl Dec 2019 #12
If they want to talk about Jesus... catrose Dec 2019 #13
Fuck the #MAGits Garion_55 Dec 2019 #15
Not technically a question, but I take his point. Qutzupalotl Dec 2019 #16
I love John Traildogbob Dec 2019 #19
And John knows the bible so much better than any fundie ever rurallib Dec 2019 #20
Exactly Traildogbob Dec 2019 #23
His dad was a former priest and his mom was a former nun TexasBushwhacker Dec 2019 #27
"Brother Dad and Sister Mom taught him well." 3catwoman3 Dec 2019 #28

world wide wally

(21,744 posts)
3. Know what Jesus really hated?
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 01:36 PM
Dec 2019

Divorce.
Divorce is condemned far more than homosexuality or abortion. Matter of fact, I don't even think they are mentioned in the New Testament but divorce is mentioned like 35 times.

keithbvadu2

(36,829 posts)
5. The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 01:54 PM
Dec 2019

The sanctity of Holy matrimony for conservative Christians - Kim Davis

SCantiGOP

(13,871 posts)
11. Here's how that happened:
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 02:21 PM
Dec 2019

When a man and woman love each other, they get into bed and wiggle around and sometimes a baby is the result.
I think that's how I remember my Mom explaining it.

BamaRefugee

(3,483 posts)
17. Hahahah. I heard it just a little differently, as a kid, from my (now gay) brother ;-)
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:10 PM
Dec 2019

The man lays across the woman forming a cross, and the woman gets so happy that she has a baby.

SCantiGOP

(13,871 posts)
18. The first time I really tried to figure it out
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:17 PM
Dec 2019

was about 2nd grade when someone came to school with the whole "penis goes into where the girl pees" concept.
We figured that just that act wouldn't create a baby, so we determined that...................the guy had to pee inside the girl.
That was actually kind of close for a 7 year old.

BTW, the guy I was discussing that with in the 2nd grade was also the expert who first told the guys what a whore was - that was a man who liked other men and one would dress up as a woman and they would dance and kiss.
A very confused teacher at recess had to tell a group of us boys to stop calling each other whores

BamaRefugee

(3,483 posts)
21. Ha! ;-) My "knowledge" was also gained in South Carolina, lived in Greenville 5th thru 11 grade...
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:51 PM
Dec 2019

In the shadow of Bob Jones University!

SCantiGOP

(13,871 posts)
22. If you haven't been back to Greenville in recent years you should try to get there
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:56 PM
Dec 2019

It has blown Columbia away, and is about as cool as Charleston now.
While the Upstate is still way to the right and redneck, downtown Greenville is an oasis in the midst of the Bob Jones atmosphere. Great restaurants and night life.

BamaRefugee

(3,483 posts)
24. Haven't been back since the 60s, when I was growing up there...
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 04:06 PM
Dec 2019

Lots of folks have told me the same thing, I might have to visit. Been to Charleston, Savannah, Pawleys Island etc many many times since though.
Los Angeles is gonna be too expensive to live in when I retire...

usaf-vet

(6,189 posts)
26. What a piece of work she is. There aren't word in my vocabulary (that my wife let's me use) that fit
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 06:57 PM
Dec 2019

SCantiGOP

(13,871 posts)
4. This really confuses some fundies
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 01:38 PM
Dec 2019

when you point out that there is not a single direct prohibition in the New Testament to homosexuality (or abortion for that matter).

When they argue that the Old Testament calls for the death penalty for homosexual acts, ask them if they are an orthodox Jew, or a Christian who accepts the New Testament, which Jesus clearly identified as replacing most of the structure of the OT.

SCantiGOP

(13,871 posts)
10. Hah!
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 02:08 PM
Dec 2019

A co-worker from years ago was born into a Reformed Jewish family but married a guy who had been raised Orthodox.

She used to joke that he abandoned the Orthodox approach when they moved to the South and he first ate Barbecue.


Seriously, this does point out a significant disconnect in the thinking of fundies; i.e.: Of course I ignore the Old Testament bans on pork, shellfish, etc., but I fully endorse the death penalty for gays because the Bible tells me so.

catrose

(5,068 posts)
13. If they want to talk about Jesus...
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 02:27 PM
Dec 2019

There's a story of a Roman centurion who came to Jesus and begged him to heal the Roman's...servant or slave is how it's usually translated. As a Southerner, I wondered about that, having never heard of anyone who cared about a servant or slave that much. Later I learned that the word could also be translated as "young sexual companion." Boy toy, perhaps?

Jesus was touched by the man's love and promised to come to his house right away, and the centurion said that he wasn't worthy, that he knew Jesus could just speak the word and his friend would be healed. And Jesus praised the man for his great faith.

Can you believe Jesus totally neglected to go all Westboro Baptist on the centurion?

Traildogbob

(8,756 posts)
19. I love John
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:19 PM
Dec 2019

Wish I had a pocket size John to have with me at all times. If John would publish a pocket size guide that had his brilliant, 100 percent accurate, responses to every right wing twisted bible quote, he would be a wealthy man. Keep one of those and a pocket size constitution with you and that is all the "Ammo" lefties need to take to family battlefields. John sir, you are a treasure. Thanks for the photo at the Asheville Sexy Liberal show❤️. I would join a John church.

rurallib

(62,423 posts)
20. And John knows the bible so much better than any fundie ever
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:28 PM
Dec 2019

Brother Dad and Sister Mom taught him well.

Traildogbob

(8,756 posts)
23. Exactly
Sun Dec 22, 2019, 03:59 PM
Dec 2019

And he lives by those lessons. Extremely kind, caring of all others, with patience and willingness to listen, never screaming. And one hell of a music historian. Saturated in Cool!

TexasBushwhacker

(20,202 posts)
27. His dad was a former priest and his mom was a former nun
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:40 AM
Dec 2019

Don't get into a Bible fight with John F. You will lose.

3catwoman3

(24,007 posts)
28. "Brother Dad and Sister Mom taught him well."
Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:19 AM
Dec 2019

Fundies argue scripture with John at their peril. He will wipe the floor with them every time.

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