Seems like a match made in heaven.

(*) Impeached by the most votes since the big bang.

Think it happened.

I don’t believe the people quoted are 100% believable.

Eric can get into the sump pump business.

slowly going underwater.

Failed D grade 'celeb'.

It's a perfect fit.

AKA “Not The Onion”

That works.

... for housing all the books Trump has read.

Hell, a phone booth would be too big.

On one of those HGTV type house rehab shows a couple of years ago. He and his crew rehabbed derelict mansions in Florida. I was shocked that they actually did a very good job and the finished homes were beautiful. I think the home improvement business is his livelihood now. Maybe he wants the library on that site so he can rehab it after it’s submerged by seawater or blown to bits from a hurricane.

Trump's Name will be in 50' tall neon letters.

His skill set would fit right in. Lots of bling, but no beauty or style.

So that lack of books or content of any kind shouldn't matter - golden statuary can take up the empty spaces.

. . . and 66.4% are age 65 or older.

And, as noted, it's literally right on the ocean, meaning it will go under relatively quickly.

I couldn't come up with a better site for Shitstain's library (other than Moscow) if I worked on it for a month.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briny_Breezes,_Florida

get the money BEFORE turning over the deed!