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kairos12

(12,862 posts) Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:34 PM Dec 2019

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So a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar...

Last edited Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:44 PM - Edit history (1)

and says do you want to hear a joke about Trump? Before he gets any further:

The Bartender says: "you see that guy over there in the MAGAT hat he used to be a circus strongman. And you see that guy over there he is an ex bull rider on the Rodeo circuit. And that guy over there with the hammer and sickle shirt he works out in the gym 24/7. And that guy with the Trump Forever shirt he is a karate man. So you better not spew that joke around here."

The jokester says: "you know, you're right, I won't tell that joke because I don't want to have to explain it 5 fucking times."

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So a guy walks into a Reich Wing bar... (Original Post) kairos12 Dec 2019 OP

I was hoping the punchline would include Ilsa Dec 2019 #1

I'll tell the joke anyway: Martin Eden Dec 2019 #2

*snort* sandensea Dec 2019 #4

Bat ta boom boom.... paleotn Dec 2019 #5

Righteously wrong! kairos12 Dec 2019 #6

Had to think about that one nearly 5 seconds. rickyhall Dec 2019 #10

Kaboom! GetRidOfThem Dec 2019 #11

🤣🤣🤣🤣 mountain grammy Dec 2019 #3

Lol! cwydro Dec 2019 #7

More like 30 times 47of74 Dec 2019 #8

I've heard a variation on that one before central scrutinizer Dec 2019 #9

Or write it down with a Sharpie on a white board sarge43 Dec 2019 #13

Love it! GetRidOfThem Dec 2019 #12

Ilsa

(61,695 posts)

1. I was hoping the punchline would include

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 01:59 PM

Dec 2019

3/5 of the magats being out of work.

Martin Eden

(12,870 posts)

2. I'll tell the joke anyway:

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:30 PM

Dec 2019

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

sandensea

(21,639 posts)

4. *snort*

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:34 PM

Dec 2019

paleotn

(17,931 posts)

5. Bat ta boom boom....

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:38 PM

Dec 2019

Still love that one. Never gets old.

kairos12

(12,862 posts)

6. Righteously wrong!

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:46 PM

Dec 2019

rickyhall

(4,889 posts)

10. Had to think about that one nearly 5 seconds.

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:12 AM

Dec 2019

GetRidOfThem

(869 posts)

11. Kaboom!

Reply to Martin Eden (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 08:14 AM

Dec 2019

Oh that was funny!!!

mountain grammy

(26,623 posts)

3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 02:31 PM

Dec 2019

cwydro

(51,308 posts)

7. Lol!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 03:11 PM

Dec 2019

Good one!

47of74

(18,470 posts)

8. More like 30 times

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 04:10 PM

Dec 2019

You’d have to explain it had a dozen times per person.

central scrutinizer

(11,652 posts)

9. I've heard a variation on that one before

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Mon Dec 23, 2019, 06:46 PM

Dec 2019

The punchline was, "that's okay, I'll tell it really slowly with no big words."

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

13. Or write it down with a Sharpie on a white board

Reply to central scrutinizer (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 01:34 PM

Dec 2019

Maybe with pictures from a kindergarten story book?

GetRidOfThem

(869 posts)

12. Love it!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 08:15 AM

Dec 2019

Thanks!

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