Can you imagine how tacky it will look with gold all over the place, tacky furniture and draperies. Yuck!

that he didn’t write.

Or TO Vladdy Daddy--those will surely take up most of the floor space.

making taxpayers pay him rent forever to store his own stuff.

some real estate hustler trying to buy up a trailer park in West Palm (which is not Palm Beach itself) as the future site of the library.

I just couldn't read the whole article, but I'm sure it's one of Trump's fellow thugs trying to buy property for a penny on the dollar, and who has glorious drawings of the "magnificent" building that will occupy the space with a giant T on the roof.

Just guessing here, but the "library" will have a casino in it.

I'm not kidding.

used to drive the country into the gutter.

Before or after he nukes us?

With Sharpie scribbles on every page, preventing anyone else from connecting the dots.

Just a building full of redacted papers and nazi propaganda.

"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Government" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About The Law" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Building Things" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Wind Energy" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Toilets" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Nuclear Power" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Negotiating With Other Countries" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Military Service" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Marital Fidelity" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Ethics" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About The Evolution of the Universe" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Running a Successful Business" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Running a Successful University" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Making Friends With Strong Leaders" by Donald J. Trump
"Nobody Knows More Than Me About Why Russia Actually Won the Cold War" by Donald J. Trump and V. Putin

The video of Trump's "sword dance" when he visited Saudi Arabia. (The Saudi's probably gave him a plastic sword so he wouldn't hurt himself.)

But he certainly seemed to enjoy himself, staggering around the dance floor as though he were a real warrior, minus the bone spurs.

(On second thought, the Secret Service probably made everyone else use plastic swords so no one would get it into his mind to take the opportunity to behead a prick.)

Hows about:

A broken toilet, a broken sink and a broken dishwasher?

A 7' long tie?

A Stormy Daniels "Greatest Hits" DVD?

The lipstick he used to kiss Putins Ass?

The lipstick he used to kiss Kim Jong Un's Ass?

Foreclosure notices for farms?

Pink slips from steel factories?

A comedy DVD of himself being laughed at by world leaders because he's too thick to realize they're laughing at him, not with him.

Wahtever that dead animal is on his head?

Articles of Impeachment?

Lawsuit from Summer Zervos?

All the lipstick used to kiss his ass by his party?

of every lie he told while in office. Should pretty much fill the place up!

like the ones that used to be around in Times Square...

Along with a McDonald's menu.

I vote for that.

Copies of "The (F)art of the Deal"? Paperwork from his bankruptcies? A display of the bas relief sculpture that was supposed to be saved and was on the old Bonwit Teller store that he tore down to build Drumf Tower"?

Vistors can look at phones attached to the tables and scroll through his 4 million inane tweets.

probably an avid fan of book burning,

You can buy the orange foundation at the gift shop.

The hair, will have surgeons cards at the desk.

no redeeming qualities.

Then again, all replies come from us here on DU.

If Nazis from Charlotesville got to reply, maybe we'd see some tiki torches in the library.

If Ivanka got to reply, maybe she'd write essays about ... more than we'd want to know.

If Lindsey Graham got to reply, would he ask Donald to keep his blue dress out of the library?

If Mitch McConnell got to reply, would he request to not be included in the library?

If Putin were asked to reply, would he say that the photos/videos will not be in the library. Yet.

So many items. So many questions. Trump deserves a sewer, not a library.

It's just on the north end of the Hall Of Enemies - take a left at the Hillary Clinton Guillotine Platform.

And his fav Crayolas and Sharpies?

All his criminals in their prison ATTIRE!

I'm not sure that I believe that. The Hitler part isn't hard to believe, but keeping any book next to his bed is pretty farfetched.

What WILL go into the Trump Lie-barry eventually: sponges on the walls and Octopi hiding in the stacks as Florida slips beneath the Atlantic Ocean.

Fill it up 'till it runs out the roof with sewage from U.S. border child detention camps.....

(my first thought was comic books but that's an insult to comic authors and artists)