A Public Service Announcement: Citizens are warned to avoid ...

loitering near military enlistment facilities. It is feared that the Trump brats, both hunters of note and self-described "crack shots", will be stampeding to the nearest recruitment office so as to enlist in order to participate in Daddy's war. We don't want any innocents to be trampled.

(This announcement shall be deemed null and void should anyone inform the two erstwhile heroes that, unlike tame animals in a caged hunt, enemy combatants will shoot back.)