He is Our Great President, and we should support Him!

So once again it is today and now here we are again down here at the diner sharing our deep thoughts about today's news as we try to be ready for tomorrow before tomorrow has already become today

I am thinking we should talk about which of Our Great President's real estate properties the Iranians would attack, but almost everybody says Why don't you shut the fuck up! or What the hell is wrong with your head? and leaves and then Flo is the only person to talk to so I finally buy a second cup of coffee and a bag of chips and ask her

Nobody else is being here so Flo sits down and looks at me across the booth and scrunches up her nose and says that when the Iranians attack washed-up Big Apple landlords they usually choose over-insured unprofitable buildings and then burn them down and so that is what she thinks I should look for to happen

It is very quiet in the diner today. Flo says Bless your heart, gets up, refills my coffee cup, and starts wiping off the other tables