walking like a guy with a load in his pants.

My daughter had better fashion sense when she was three and started dressing herself.

But he is doing the "Fat Man, My Thighs Rub Together When I move" walk.

...with added thigh blubber. The youngest son, Barron, also is knock-kneed and walks similarly.
As for taste--neither tRump or his Epstein-introduced wife has any.

Fat F**k Chump