Made me laugh! I pictured her in tight, shiny black leather with handcuffs in one hand and a sharp knife in another.

because eventually they got the child back.

some of which also not the brightest pennies -- are having a little trouble with that one.
Whaaaaa?

translation: "It doesn't matter because we finally caught up with the SOB .."
(except the SOB is our Commander in Chief)

It wasn't assault because the bruises healed up completely.

The shoe bomber and the underwear bomber shouldn't have gone to prison because they never managed to blow up the airplanes.

or hear her name, I can't help but picture her castrating hogs... Where does that come from?