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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI wonder how many teabillies will buy this Onion story...
From The Onion
CHARLOTTE, NCWith the savage roar of the heathen Democratic horde rising all around him, President Barack Obama delivered an incendiary speech to close his partys national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraprogressive minions in attendance to help him destroy Jesus and usher in a new age of liberal darkness that shall reign oer the earth for a thousand years.
The thunderous 45-minute addressduring which the president argued for a second term so that he could finally kill Jesus once and for, as well as all those who worship himwas well received by the frenzied, wild-eyed audience, whose piercing chants of Four more years! and Slaughter the believers! echoed throughout the Time Warner Cable Arena.
My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation! Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.
The streets shall run red with the blood of forced sodomy, performed daily upon every American man, woman, and child! the commander-in-chief shouted, froth forming around his mouth as the crowd threw hundreds of aborted fetuses onto the stage. Die, Christians, die!
The thunderous 45-minute addressduring which the president argued for a second term so that he could finally kill Jesus once and for, as well as all those who worship himwas well received by the frenzied, wild-eyed audience, whose piercing chants of Four more years! and Slaughter the believers! echoed throughout the Time Warner Cable Arena.
My fellow Americans and godless infidels, I command you to join me as we cast an endless pall of far-left evil across the hills and valleys of our nation! Obama bellowed from the stage, as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance. Together, as a barbarian people forged by the wicked flames of irreligiosity and united by visions of a liberal dystopia, we will rise up as one to scorch the earth with boundless amorality.
The streets shall run red with the blood of forced sodomy, performed daily upon every American man, woman, and child! the commander-in-chief shouted, froth forming around his mouth as the crowd threw hundreds of aborted fetuses onto the stage. Die, Christians, die!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/
I wonder how many teabillies will look at that and think the President actually said that...
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I wonder how many teabillies will buy this Onion story... (Original Post)
47of74
Sep 2012
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)1. Rinse Penis has already issued it as a press release!
And Ryan talks about it in his speech!
fleur-de-lisa
(14,624 posts)2. Only those who can read . . .
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)4. The ones that can't, believe it anyway
47of74
(18,470 posts)6. I wonder if any GOP Congress people will believe it...
...like that one Louisiana GOP Congressman did about the Abortionplex?
That was outrageous.
mucifer
(23,542 posts)3. I wish they didn't write that story . It will go viral in a bad way.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,692 posts)5. I doubt the 'baggers read The Onion.
maryellen99
(3,789 posts)7. I doubt teabaggers read period nt
freshwest
(53,661 posts)8. One of our evil minions should post this at Freeperville! They'll eat it up!