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Xolodno

(6,395 posts) Sat Jan 25, 2020, 01:11 AM Jan 2020

I've been doing it wrong....

...to be financially successful, I need to;

1. Create a charity and keep 90% of the proceeds as "operation costs".

2. Create a "University" that accepts monies from student loans....despite no accreditation.

3. Stop having personal assets....move everything into shell companies. Buy more assets under more shell companies. Shit goes south, no big deal, declare bankruptcy on the company and move on.

4. Taxes...don't get paid under traditional means...that is a paycheck. Get paid on investments which have a lower tax rate.

5. Sue...then sue some more. Someone so much farts in your personal space, sue them.

Did I miss anything?

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I've been doing it wrong.... (Original Post) Xolodno Jan 2020 OP

Have a houseful of awful spawn to help you grift 😬 MLAA Jan 2020 #1

In feudal times, those awful spawn were bastards. HubertHeaver Jan 2020 #2

have your rich daddy start you out with a YUUUUUGE "loan" Skittles Jan 2020 #3

Roy Cohn, the moron's hero, had a similar idea. BigmanPigman Jan 2020 #4

massive tax fraud, stiff your contractors, steal shoe design intellectual property EveHammond13 Jan 2020 #5

Have the Russians help you become president then overcharged the gov for everything uponit7771 Jan 2020 #6

... by making them stay at properties that YOU own. Beartracks Jan 2020 #7

+1, uponit7771 Jan 2020 #9

I take pride in paying taxes. erlewyne Jan 2020 #8

You forgot one... US4u2 Jan 2020 #10

Exploit the weak and less well off, threaten, intimidate, harass, rough up, and perhaps worse BSdetect Jan 2020 #11

Yep - start a church - become tax free and solicit donations. Nt jmg257 Jan 2020 #12

MLAA

(17,295 posts)

1. Have a houseful of awful spawn to help you grift 😬

Reply to Xolodno (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 01:14 AM

Jan 2020

HubertHeaver

(2,522 posts)

2. In feudal times, those awful spawn were bastards.

Reply to MLAA (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 01:17 AM

Jan 2020

Not a lot different today.

Skittles

(153,164 posts)

3. have your rich daddy start you out with a YUUUUUGE "loan"

Reply to Xolodno (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 01:54 AM

Jan 2020

yup

BigmanPigman

(51,594 posts)

4. Roy Cohn, the moron's hero, had a similar idea.

Reply to Xolodno (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 02:06 AM

Jan 2020

"According to Roger Stone, Cohn's "absolute goal was to die completely broke and owing millions to the IRS. He succeeded in that."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Cohn

EveHammond13

(2,855 posts)

5. massive tax fraud, stiff your contractors, steal shoe design intellectual property

Reply to Xolodno (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 03:49 AM

Jan 2020

defraud condo buyers

uponit7771

(90,344 posts)

6. Have the Russians help you become president then overcharged the gov for everything

Reply to Xolodno (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 03:55 AM

Jan 2020

Beartracks

(12,814 posts)

7. ... by making them stay at properties that YOU own.

Reply to uponit7771 (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 04:17 AM

Jan 2020

uponit7771

(90,344 posts)

9. +1,

Reply to Beartracks (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 04:28 AM

Jan 2020

erlewyne

(1,115 posts)

8. I take pride in paying taxes.

Reply to Xolodno (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 04:28 AM

Jan 2020

I am a socialist and love my social security, my military record, and my
post office.

Something funny happened to me a few (8?) hours ago. I got company out in
my beer church (garage with a bar). My brother, who voted for Trump and has
apologized for it, brought a few of our old friends over to imbibe.

I discourage talking jobs and politics. We just bullshit about sports, mostly.
I was soon hammered and made a comment about this dumb fucker that
said if he wins and you voted against him he would put your head on a
pike (talk about jury tampering!) and I was met with silence. My brother
said, ummm, they voted for tRump.

LOL