There's an easy way to solve this Pompeyo bullshit

I suggest a cage match with the NPR reporter. Bring in a blank map, pull random names of countries out of a hat and ask them to find them.

First one who gets it wrong loses.

Pompeo would last about as long as a Mike Tyson opponent when he was in his prime.

I'd also say that the winner gets to break a folding chair right across the losers teeth.