"'A glorious new age of sinister, unconstrained liberalism is dawning! Oh, dear Satan, I can feel it coursing through my veins at this very moment!' shrieked Obama, ripping off his shirt to reveal an ornate tattoo of a pentagram, with a different homosexual act positioned at each of the star’s five points. "

Actually, I think this is Rush's script for tomorrow.

...that was a WTF moment for me...

Onion stories are real are featured.. It'll show up soon enough.

Not that Obama is trying to destroy Jesus, but that the report sumarizes exactly what the right feels is actually happening.

This is like holding a mirror up to the far right, and the reflection is one of repulsive ignorance. Like most Onion articles, this could fly as a real news story in some corners of the internet.

Great job Onion!

I was treated to a sampling of it last night from someone I know. It is very sad.

Abortions only up until one year after birth? I've always been a fan of allowing abortions up until the 75th trimester. If you're going to live in my house, you best know that the swift hand of justice can fall upon you at any time.