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mac56

(17,569 posts)
Wed Jan 29, 2020, 12:12 PM Jan 2020

Senate enters swimsuit competition portion of Trump impeachment trial

https://thebeaverton.com/2020/01/senate-enters-swimsuit-competition-portion-of-trump-impeachment-trial/

“In the grand tradition of our great Republic, we honour our Constitution by now bearing our bodies covered in only a small swath of clothing suitable for immersion in water,” read Chief Justice John Roberts from the Senate Rules of Procedure and Bathing Attire, before stripping to reveal a conservative but form fitting one-piece wrist-to-ankle maillot bathing garment.
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Senate enters swimsuit competition portion of Trump impeachment trial (Original Post) mac56 Jan 2020 OP
"The swimsuit competition has long been a vital part.." mac56 Jan 2020 #1
Just thought of Mitch McConnell in a bikini. greatauntoftriplets Jan 2020 #2

mac56

(17,569 posts)
1. "The swimsuit competition has long been a vital part.."
Wed Jan 29, 2020, 12:13 PM
Jan 2020

"The swimsuit competition has long been a vital part of maintaining the checks and balances of the US governmental system, ever since Andrew Johnson’s defence team secured his acquittal by wearing a scandalous 8 layer bathing suit, instead of the traditional 14."

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