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pokerfan

(27,677 posts)
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 04:17 AM Sep 2012

Best Zingers from the DNC

Bill Clinton: "In Tampa, the Republican argument against the president's reelection was actually pretty simple -- pretty snappy. It went something like this: We left him a total mess. He hasn't cleaned it up fast enough. So fire him and put us back in."

Joe Biden: "Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive."

Ted Strickland: "Barack Obama is betting on the American worker. Mitt Romney is betting on a Bermuda shell corporation."

Jennifer Granholm: "In Romney's world, the cars get the elevator; the workers get the shaft."

John Kerry: "Ask Osama bin Laden if he's better off than he was four years ago."

President Obama: "You might not be ready for diplomacy with Beijing if you can't visit the Olympics without insulting our closest ally."

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2012/09/07/democratic-convention-quotes.htm

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Best Zingers from the DNC (Original Post) pokerfan Sep 2012 OP
love Granholm's line lovemydog Sep 2012 #1
Here are TWO more Tx4obama Sep 2012 #2
Oops! One of those were already in the OP. Sorry! BUT be sure to watch the video of her speech ... Tx4obama Sep 2012 #3
Another by John Kerry Tx4obama Sep 2012 #4
Kerry had several major zingers.... MessiahRp Sep 2012 #5
I hope the full Kerry speech makes it onto du at some point. n/t Cobalt Violet Sep 2012 #6
Here's the first couple of paragraphs with a link to the remainder OnlinePoker Sep 2012 #11
Thank you! n/t Cobalt Violet Sep 2012 #12
I'm glad to see the Democrats attacking Republicans in general, not just the hapless Mitt Romney. tclambert Sep 2012 #7
YES,YES, YES no Republican deserves to be elected. nt nanabugg Sep 2012 #10
ARITHMETIC! jimlup Sep 2012 #8
Here pokerfan Sep 2012 #14
Thanks! jimlup Sep 2012 #18
k&r yardwork Sep 2012 #9
K&R nt avebury Sep 2012 #13
Great moments, one and all! MadrasT Sep 2012 #15
Promote the private sector, not the privileged sector Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2012 #16
Clinton on Ryan: "It takes brass to attack a guy for doing what you did." OmahaBlueDog Sep 2012 #17
Love Ted Strickland's zingers meow2u3 Sep 2012 #19
I have to add Biden's line - do not bet against the United States of America - you'll lose. jillan Sep 2012 #20

Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
2. Here are TWO more
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 04:30 AM
Sep 2012

Jennifer Granholm:

"Sure, Mitt Romney loves our lakes and trees. He loves our cars so much, they have their own elevator,” Granholm said, referring to reports that the renovation of Romney's La Jolla, Calif., home will include addition of a car elevator. “But the people who design, build, and sell those cars? Well, in Romney's world, the cars get the elevator; the workers get the shaft.”

-snip-

“America, let's rev our engines! In your car and on your ballot, the 'D' is for drive forward, and the 'R' is for reverse,” she said. “And in this election, we're driving forward, not back.”

http://news.yahoo.com/granholm-romney-cars-elevator-workers-shaft-210757755--politics.html




VIDEO...
Jennifer Granholm DNC Speech - (AWESOME speech, don't miss this one!)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/101755447


Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
3. Oops! One of those were already in the OP. Sorry! BUT be sure to watch the video of her speech ...
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 04:31 AM
Sep 2012

it is AWESOME


Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
4. Another by John Kerry
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 04:37 AM
Sep 2012

... Kerry dinged Romney's foreign policy experience by referencing a famous remark made by Palin in the 2008 presidential race.

"Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska," ... "Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching Rocky IV."

MessiahRp

(5,405 posts)
5. Kerry had several major zingers....
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 05:41 AM
Sep 2012

He gets motivated when speaking for Obama (see his 2008 DNC speech which I thought was the best speech of the Convention).

I loved that he threw the flip flopping in Mitt's face and told him to finish the debate with himself first as well.

OnlinePoker

(5,719 posts)
11. Here's the first couple of paragraphs with a link to the remainder
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 07:19 AM
Sep 2012

Thank you. Thank you. In this -- in this campaign we have a fundamental choice. Will we protect our country and our allies? Advance our interests and ideals? Do battle where we must and make peace where we can? Or will we entrust our place in the world to someone who just hasn’t learned the lessons of the last decade? We’ve all learned Mitt Romney doesn’t know much about foreign policy. But he has all these Neo-Con advisers who know all the wrong things about foreign policy. He would rely on them. After all he’s the great out-sourcer. But I say to you this is not the time to outsource the job of commander in chief.

Our opponents -- our opponents like to talk about American exceptionalism, but all they do is talk. They forget that we’re exceptional, not because we say we are, but because we do exceptional things. We break out of the Great Depression, win two World Wars, save lives fighting AIDS, pull people out of poverty, defend freedom, go to the moon and produce exceptional people who even give their lives for civil rights and for human rights. Despite...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/dnc-2012-john-kerrys-speech-to-the-democratic-national-convention-full-text/2012/09/06/bb73367e-f87c-11e1-a073-78d05495927c_story.html

tclambert

(11,085 posts)
7. I'm glad to see the Democrats attacking Republicans in general, not just the hapless Mitt Romney.
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:52 AM
Sep 2012

We need to do more than defeat the one guy. We need to win Congress. And we need to embarrass Republicans about their policies to the point where they will do some intellectual work and come up with some better policies. I thought that would happen after the 2008 election, and the financial meltdown so thoroughly repudiated the policies of George W. Bush. But no! They quickly went right back to more of the same. How can Romney seriously try to run on the same policies as Bush? It's intellectual laziness at the least.

jimlup

(7,968 posts)
8. ARITHMETIC!
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 06:54 AM
Sep 2012

I have to say that one by Bill resonated with me. I can't recall the exact quote. Does anyone have it?

pokerfan

(27,677 posts)
14. Here
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 12:13 PM
Sep 2012
Now, I think this plan is better than Governor Romney's plan. First, the Romney plan failed the first test of fiscal responsibility: The numbers just don't add up.

I mean, consider this. What would you do if you had this problem? Somebody says, oh, we’ve got a big debt problem. We’ve got to reduce the debt. So what’s the first thing you say we’re going to do? Well, to reduce the debt, we’re going to have another $5 trillion in tax cuts heavily weighted to upper-income people. So we’ll make the debt hole bigger before we start to get out of it.

Now, when you say, what are you going to do about this $5 trillion you just added on? They say, 'oh, we’ll make it up by eliminating loopholes in the tax code.' So then you ask "well, which loopholes and how much?" You know what they say? 'See me about that after the election.' I’m not making it up. That’s their position. See me about that after the election.

Now, People ask me all the time how we got four surplus budgets in a row. What new ideas did we bring to Washington? I always give a one-word answer: arithmetic. If — arithmetic! If they stay with a $5 trillion tax cut plan — in a debt reduction plan? — the arithmetic tells us no matter what they say, one of three things is about to happen:

1) assuming they try to do what they say they’ll do, get rid of — pay — cover it by deductions, cutting those deductions, one, they'll have to eliminate so many deductions like the ones for home mortgages and charitable giving that middle class families will see their tax bill go up an average of $2,000 while anybody who makes $3 million or more will see their tax bill go down $250,000;

Or 2) they'll have to cut so much spending that they'll obliterate the budget for the national parks, for ensuring clean air, clean water, safe food, safe air travel; they'll cut way back on Pell Grants, college loans, early childhood education, child nutrition programs, all the programs that help to empower middle class families and help poor kids. Oh, they’ll cut back on investments in roads and bridges and science and technology and biomedical research. That’s what they’ll do. They’ll hurt the middle class and the poor and put the future on hold to give tax cuts to upper-income people who’ve been getting it all along.

Or 3) in spite of all the rhetoric, they'll just do what they've been doing for more than thirty plus years now- They’ll go in and cut taxes way more than they cut spending, especially with that big defense increase, and they’ll just explode the debt and weaken the economy. And they’ll destroy the federal government’s ability to help you by letting interest gobble up all your tax payments. Don’t you ever forget when you hear them talking about this that Republican economic policies quadrupled the national debt in the 12 years before I took office, and doubled the debt in the eight years after I left, because it defied arithmetic. It was a highly inconvenient thing for them in our debates that I was just a country boy from Arkansas, and I came from a place where people still thought two and two was four. It’s arithmetic. We simply can't afford to give the reins of government to someone who will double-down on trickle-down.

Really. Think about this: President Obama's plan cuts the debt, honors our values, brightens the future of our children, our families and our nation. It’s a heck of a lot better. It passes the arithmetic test, and far more important, it passes the values test.

OmahaBlueDog

(10,000 posts)
17. Clinton on Ryan: "It takes brass to attack a guy for doing what you did."
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 12:35 PM
Sep 2012

Strickland on Rmoney - "his money needs a passport"

meow2u3

(24,761 posts)
19. Love Ted Strickland's zingers
Fri Sep 7, 2012, 07:14 PM
Sep 2012
"If Mitt was Santa Claus, he'd fire the reindeer and outsource the elves."

"Barack Obama is betting on the American worker. Mitt Romney is betting on a Bermuda shell corporation."

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