Once they are subjected to parturition, fetuses are considered "used" and no longer of any importance or deserving of care and dignity, so cages are fine in that case, or any other receptacle that keeps them out of the way.

Just to make sure!

What a pathetic snowflake Daubenmire is!

Or aroused?

Oh, that's right. He didn't really watch all of it. Just clips I'm sure.

is that something you can sue in civil court over?

I don't think so.

One question from the judge: "Do you know how to change the channel on your TV, sir? Or how to turn it off?"

"Yes, Your Honor."

"Case dismissed..."

That shriveled little thing that looks like Voldemort?

the guy holding a gun to his head making him watch TV.

Pastor-dude needs to learn how to use the remote.

Yes, that angered me as well.

Um, they don't play football at halftime. And he's a football coach..??

But as he watched it he became more interested, and more interested and then VERY interested. And then suddenly he wasn't interested at all, and he was ashamed and confused.

That nut job jackass isn’t even going to get a glimpse of the pearly gates-and that fabulous halftime show has nothing to do with it. I think he must’ve gotten hit in the head too many times with a football or something...

and the existence of "hell fire."

Then the court should make him produce documented criteria for earning the "kingdom of heaven" or "hell fire."

That would be a trial worth watching.

Excellent thinking. I'm with you on that.

To Chappaquidick, to make a demand to the local cops to arrest Hillary Clinton, and jail her so she'll "find Jesus."

I'm not making this up.

Right Wing Watch has been following this guy for years.

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/?s=daubenmire

I think some of them try to out-obnoxious each other. They think that's the "Christian" thing to do. That is how the locals where I live act. They constantly try to out-obnoxious each other.

I tuned in to watch the news and next thing i knew i woke up with a craving for borscht, furry hats and vodka.

I tuned in thinking I would see a president and instead they were showing Jabba the Hut blabbering nonsense and it traumatized me.

For she lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.

and kisses up to this immoral president, but fears seeing a little skin, may need a moral adjustment upgrade. Or, stay in your safe hidey hole and, to be safe, never again go out in public again.

He should sue the derivatives industry. That's hip-pocket change

I mean, he does know that right?

Explaining what the last parts of the show - the caged children, the feathered American flag turning into the Puerto Rico one, J. Lo's daughter singing, "Born in the USA," and, "Let's Get Loud," meant because I figured he was so upset by, 'teh sexy,' that he missed the points. Oh, also made sure to explain Shakira's tongue-waggling was an Arabic expression of joy since Shakira is Colombian-Lebanese.

A couple of Superbowls ago, Coke released an ad with people of different ethnicities in different vignettes singing, "America the Beautiful," in different languages. Conservatives were so upset that for days, they didn't even notice one vignette was a little girl and her two dads.

I didn't want them to miss anything that could potentially get their knickers twisted.

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Great job! I love that you made sure to go really kick the hornet's nest. Anything that gets under their skin, keeps them busy for a good long while.

Daubenmire has many YouTube videos.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Daubenmire+

In one of them, he does not believe the Holocaust happened.

Divine intervention?

This is the halftime show in question:

There were plenty of quick costume changes, but I'm pretty sure I would have remembered if there had been nudity.

Let me really ponder what I saw last Sunday.

Nope. There was no stripping involved. I think the pastor has a dirty mind.