Dear GOP Senators,

Senator Romney looks more and more heroic and patriotic each day while Trump makes you look like drooling lapdog sycophants sucking at the teat of Trump. After pursuing a rampage of revenge against those career officials who testified against him and now sending the DOJ into a conflagration of a dumpster fire, your excuses of "but he won't do it again" and "partisanship is bad" and "he's learned his lesson" all sound like filthy excuses for getting caught watching a porn video.

But don't worry. After the House Judiciary Chairman Nadler announced that there would be an investigation into this recent dismantling of the Justice Department, I suspect you will get a chance at redemption. Question is, will you take it? And if you don't... what will your pathetic excuse be this time other than you can't get enough of Trump's milk?