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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,082 posts)
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 08:11 PM Feb 2020

Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump For President

ELWOOD, ILLINOIS — The Illinois chapter of the Nazi Party announced this week that they are officially endorsing President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign, according to the chapter’s president, Grant Ryan.

“We just fell in love with Donald the minute he recognized we have very fine people on our side too,” Grant Ryan told reporters at a press conference outside the Illinois Nazi Party’s headquarters, adding, “Talk about having balls! We Nazis just fucking love balls! People don’t realize that about Nazis, but it’s totally true. We all just love a nice, big, glistening pair of balls!”

Ryan has been the president of the Illinois chapter of Nazis since 2006, when he took over for his father in the same position. Ryan told the press that his organization “will gladly endorse any candidate who has the big, beautiful, chewing-gum-like testicles it takes to defend white nationalism.”

This is the second time the INP has endorsed Trump. The party also endorsed him in 2016.

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/illinois-nazis-endorse-donald-trump-for-president/

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Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump For President (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2020 OP
This message was self-deleted by its author spanone Feb 2020 #1
Satire, but it's harder and harder to tell these days. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2020 #2
"I Hate Illinois Nazis" Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #3
! jcgoldie Feb 2020 #6
"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes." Initech Feb 2020 #7
My very favorite movie of all time customerserviceguy Feb 2020 #10
Same. Definitely a top 10 for me for sure! Initech Feb 2020 #11
When Jake said, "We're putting the band back together!".... Brother Buzz Feb 2020 #12
Beat me to it, too! n/t customerserviceguy Feb 2020 #9
Rec for if nothing else the Jethro Bohiggins song lunasun Feb 2020 #4
In 2018, an actual Nazi won the GOP candidacy for the 3rd CD of Illinois LuvLoogie Feb 2020 #5
I fell off my chair when I saw "ELWOOD, ILLINOIS"! bullwinkle428 Feb 2020 #8

Response to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Initech

(100,088 posts)
7. "It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes."
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 09:32 PM
Feb 2020

"It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it!"

Blues Brothers FTW!

customerserviceguy

(25,183 posts)
10. My very favorite movie of all time
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 10:18 PM
Feb 2020

Real car crashes, not CGI. The best musicians gathered together on one film. And the comedic genius of John Belushi before he was taken from us way before his time.

Brother Buzz

(36,448 posts)
12. When Jake said, "We're putting the band back together!"....
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 11:08 PM
Feb 2020

We had NO idea it was going to be a top-tier all-star band!

Dan Aykroyd
Jim Belushi
John Belushi
Steve Cropper
Donald "Duck" Dunn
Murphy Dunne
Anton Fig
Eddie Floyd
John Goodman
Danny Gottlieb
Willie Hall (drummer)
Birch Johnson
Steve Jordan (drummer)
Tom Malone (musician)
Lou Marini
Joe Morton
Matt "Guitar" Murphy
Rob Paparozzi
Leon Pendarvis
Alto Reed
Alan Rubin
Tom Scott (musician)
Paul Shaffer
Larry Thurston
John Tropea

And then there were the cameos! Boy howdy, the cameos, alone, was worth the price of admission!

LuvLoogie

(7,016 posts)
5. In 2018, an actual Nazi won the GOP candidacy for the 3rd CD of Illinois
Fri Feb 14, 2020, 08:30 PM
Feb 2020

He got 26 percent of the vote in the general.

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