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George II

(67,782 posts) Mon Feb 17, 2020, 02:43 PM Feb 2020

Tweet of the day from YS!

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Just went to Stephen Miller’s gift registry for his wedding and god damn it!!All the baby cages were bought already.
What’s the next best thing to get a baby snatcher if all the cages are taken?

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Tweet of the day from YS! (Original Post) George II Feb 2020 OP

LOL! n/t EndlessWire Feb 2020 #1

I would go with a giant lollypop and a butterfly net maybe? iscooterliberally Feb 2020 #2

Man, I don't know! He already has several copies of ''Mein Kampf.'' lastlib Feb 2020 #3

I'm sure his bride would like a vomit bucket lame54 Feb 2020 #4

Maybe a lobotomy or electroshock therapy. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #5

Oh My Gosh! leftieNanner Feb 2020 #9

That was the ultimate in Aversion Therapy. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #11

Large-mammal veterinary sedatives. n/t TygrBright Feb 2020 #6

Were they out of white pointy hoods? relayerbob Feb 2020 #7

I read elsewhere that they have wedding registers at jmbar2 Feb 2020 #8

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL leftieNanner Feb 2020 #10

EndlessWire

(6,536 posts)

1. LOL! n/t

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Mon Feb 17, 2020, 02:50 PM

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iscooterliberally

(2,860 posts)

2. I would go with a giant lollypop and a butterfly net maybe?

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Mon Feb 17, 2020, 02:55 PM

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lastlib

(23,239 posts)

3. Man, I don't know! He already has several copies of ''Mein Kampf.''

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Mon Feb 17, 2020, 03:00 PM

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lame54

(35,292 posts)

4. I'm sure his bride would like a vomit bucket

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Mon Feb 17, 2020, 03:04 PM

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CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)

5. Maybe a lobotomy or electroshock therapy.

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Mon Feb 17, 2020, 05:27 PM

Feb 2020

Or the treatment they gave Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

leftieNanner

(15,114 posts)

9. Oh My Gosh!

Reply to CaptYossarian (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 17, 2020, 05:46 PM

Feb 2020

I had nightmares about that Clockwork Orange scene!!

A few years ago four boys came to our house to trick-or-treat on Halloween and they had on white shirts and bowler hats, with the eye make up. And I exclaimed "Clockwork Orange!". They were so excited that someone knew who they were supposed to be. And then those fierce boys got all excited about the fact that I was giving out caramels for candy. Funny.