The Covfefevirus has descended upon Anerica

Symptoms: Patients who have contracted the virus swell up rapidly, turn bright orange, develop difficulties reading and speaking due to destruction of expressive language disorder centers in the brain, a sense of invincibility, inability of the individual to distinguish right from wrong, hypersexual inappropriate behavior, excessive flatulence secondary to poor dietary habits devolving from behavioral changes.

Prognosis: Poor: poorhouse, poor result, poor us.