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Sharpie to the rescue (Original Post) mia Feb 2020 OP
He may be up to something Newest Reality Feb 2020 #1
Expecting that his speech tonight will not be reassuring. mia Feb 2020 #5
I think I caught a preview so I'll skip it. mahina Feb 2020 #16
and...... onethatcares Feb 2020 #7
That reminds me of a joke geardaddy Feb 2020 #8
Hahahah! Newest Reality Feb 2020 #9
You're welcome! geardaddy Feb 2020 #12
One problem... lame54 Feb 2020 #2
You beat me to it. Miguelito Loveless Feb 2020 #4
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. CaptYossarian Feb 2020 #13
All fixed! No problem! BigmanPigman Feb 2020 #3
Yep. mia Feb 2020 #6
That is a "perfect" chart. BigmanPigman Feb 2020 #11
tRump's got mad skillz nt yaesu Feb 2020 #10
A legend in his own mind mia Feb 2020 #15
Sometimes a fantasy is all you need. warmfeet Feb 2020 #18
Fantasy is reality in the world today. I'll keep hanging in there. That's the only way. Marcuse Feb 2020 #21
sucks if you live in Alaska 0rganism Feb 2020 #14
This message was self-deleted by its author softydog88 Feb 2020 #17
Not to worry. Trump put Pence in charge of the Coronavirus response dlk Feb 2020 #19
As Chris Hayes just said, the same guy that allowed an HIV spread in IN because of his policies ancianita Feb 2020 #20
It's absolutely horrifying! dlk Feb 2020 #22

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
1. He may be up to something
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 06:39 PM
Feb 2020

Last edited Wed Feb 26, 2020, 07:13 PM - Edit history (1)

It looks like a plot to expand the wall so that it goes all around the US. That way, he can keep us all inside to endure the terror of his reign.

Watch out! "Today, I have decided to not only to build the wall between the US and Mexico, but around the entire country as a barrier to viruses. I have talked to people who tell me...they're telling me that we can do that. The best thing about this wall, isn't this great, is that the Chinese will pay for it."

onethatcares

(16,174 posts)
7. and......
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 07:13 PM
Feb 2020

it's totally waterproof. I will issue a statement in a few weeks or months or whatever. It will be the bestest wall ever and won't fall down in the wind or tides.

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)
8. That reminds me of a joke
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 07:13 PM
Feb 2020

An Englishman, a Scot, and a Welshman happen upon a lamp. The Englishman rubs it and out comes the genie.
"I will grant you each one wish," the genie bellows.

The Englishman says, "My wish is to construct a 50-foot wall around England to keep out those nasty foreigners!"

Poof! The wall goes up.

The Scot says, "Make it 100 feet higher to make sure the Scots and Welsh are doubly safe from English treachery!"

Poof! Another 100 feet are added to the wall.

The Welshman thinks for a bit, then snaps his fingers, "Fill it with water!"

BigmanPigman

(51,613 posts)
3. All fixed! No problem!
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 06:40 PM
Feb 2020

See, he told us so. Everything can be fixed with a big, thick Sharpie. Give him a chart of the Dow Jones Stock Market charts for this week and he can "fix" the economy too.

Marcuse

(7,493 posts)
21. Fantasy is reality in the world today. I'll keep hanging in there. That's the only way.
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 09:27 PM
Feb 2020

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Response to 0rganism (Reply #14)

dlk

(11,572 posts)
19. Not to worry. Trump put Pence in charge of the Coronavirus response
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 09:03 PM
Feb 2020

What could possibly go wrong...

ancianita

(36,109 posts)
20. As Chris Hayes just said, the same guy that allowed an HIV spread in IN because of his policies
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 09:20 PM
Feb 2020

on prescription only syringe use. He waited while HIV spread for months, then he had to go home and pray on it to come around to what his sheriffs were begging him to do to change that policy.

This is who we're faced with now. Thoughts and prayers leadership.

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