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Grins

(7,227 posts)
Tue Mar 3, 2020, 11:28 AM Mar 2020

It's an Anniversary! When a GOP candidate publicly defended his manly "junk"

Today (03 March) in 2016

The day a candidate for President of the United States got on the debate stage and boasted about - the size of his penis.

"I have to say this. I have to say this. (Marco Rubio) hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I've never heard of this. <Holds tiny hands up to audience> Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands - 'if they're small, something else must be small'. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee." - The stubby-fingered vulgarian®.

All to the howls from an audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons at the debate hosted by - Fox News.

So glad he cleared up that up for us! Wait! He guarantees that....? How?

Side facts:
- Rubio made that comment four days earlier.
- Rubio didn't mention it in the debate. Trump did!
- Because the raving colossal, self-pitting, clinical narcissist and fraud had to.

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It's an Anniversary! When a GOP candidate publicly defended his manly "junk" (Original Post) Grins Mar 2020 OP
I think Ms Daniels could debate that with eye witness testimony... ;) nt mitch96 Mar 2020 #1
It turned out to be some kind of fungus lame54 Mar 2020 #5
She did say it kinda sorta looked like a button mushroom!!! nt mitch96 Mar 2020 #6
Said the huge dick with a small penis. nt Hotler Mar 2020 #2
"Where is it, daddy?" dalton99a Mar 2020 #3
How pathetic! smirkymonkey Mar 2020 #4
 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
4. How pathetic!
Tue Mar 3, 2020, 01:16 PM
Mar 2020

Thanks to Stormy, the entire world now knows that he has a tiny little abnormal looking mushroom peen and that he sucks in bed. Imagine how humiliated he would feel if he ever allowed himself to accept that truth. He could never let that in. It would crush him.

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