I am awaiting this from the WH:

“An individual may only catch the disease from a Democrat. Republicans cannot transmit it, only receive it.” This is more than a hunch. This is the real truth. Democrats are the vector. Republicans are the victims.

You think I’m kidding? Remember GRID? Remember how it was God’s punishment? It was why they didn’t want to admit that it could be spread to the heterosexual population. Once it was obvious, it was renamed AIDS.

THESE PEOPLE RIVAL THE NAZIS FOR THEIR HATRED AND UNCARING OF THOSE NOT OF THEIR PEDIGREE, (whatever the fuck that may be).