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PSPS

(13,608 posts)
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:16 PM Mar 2020

Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls

Full title: Conservative Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Amid Coronavirus Pandemic Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls

A conservative evangelical pastor has suggested to his followers that God will help multiply their toilet rolls amid the coronavirus pandemic.

In a clip posted to Twitter, pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, leader of the Florida-based Revival Ministries International, told his congregation that “this should be a time of supernatural sustenance, where what you have in your hand will multiply.”

“And every day there will be multiplications,” he continued. “You look at your toilet paper and you think I’m going to run out of toilet paper, but you have another roll where that one was and you don’t know how did that even take place.”

Howard-Brown added: “Are the toilet paper rolls getting together and having families now? What is taking place? When you look again, there’s still enough. You think you’re going to run out but when you look again there’s still enough. That’s supernatural sustenance.”


The rest of the story about this mental defective and his equally mentally-defective followers is here:
https://getaka.co.in/usa-news/conservative-pastor-who-refused-to-close-church-amid-coronavirus-pandemic-suggests-god-will-help-by-multiplying-toilet-rolls/


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Pastor Who Refused to Close Church Suggests God Will Help By Multiplying Toilet Rolls (Original Post) PSPS Mar 2020 OP
Cuckoo! ProfessorGAC Mar 2020 #1
Is this the Oni .... oh never mind. marble falls Mar 2020 #2
That Was My Hope Too, Sir, Seeing The Headline The Magistrate Mar 2020 #7
My thought exactly. It's not satire. ananda Mar 2020 #16
Jesus fed the multitudes with loaves and fishes. After all that food, The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2020 #3
You have a point there Chainfire Mar 2020 #17
yeah...that makes sense.... dhill926 Mar 2020 #4
It's right there in 2 Corinthians. gibraltar72 Mar 2020 #5
We're counting on you, Jesus! Major Nikon Mar 2020 #6
OMG!! That is hilarious n/t npk Mar 2020 #10
What's he gonna do? leftieNanner Mar 2020 #8
Bwhahahaha! love_katz Mar 2020 #9
It's so absurd that there is no room for satire... Buckeyeblue Mar 2020 #11
This deserves a malaise Mar 2020 #12
Something happened to the inner skulls of the religious people bluestarone Mar 2020 #13
One foot on a banana peel, and the other one in the HooHoo Hotel. n/t Permanut Mar 2020 #14
And paper towels and Clorox wipes and sanitary products dalton99a Mar 2020 #15

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,806 posts)
3. Jesus fed the multitudes with loaves and fishes. After all that food,
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:18 PM
Mar 2020

why didn't he also provide toilet paper like Pastor Howard-Browne?

Chainfire

(17,587 posts)
17. You have a point there
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 07:53 PM
Mar 2020

After all those greasy fish your are gonna need some wiping.

If prayers like that were answered, why not cut to the chase and ask for the virus to go away? Sometimes these preachers have their heads so far up their asses, they couldn't use toilet paper if they had it by the truckload.

leftieNanner

(15,137 posts)
8. What's he gonna do?
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:32 PM
Mar 2020

The little boy toilet papers are going to have sex with the little girl toilet papers?

Isn't that a sin?

love_katz

(2,583 posts)
9. Bwhahahaha!
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 06:33 PM
Mar 2020
And, add this one for the cretin's actions in refusing to honor the quarantine I know it isn't kind, but if only the virus would restrict itself to taking out Fundy fanatics and wrong wing politicians.
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