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Quixote1818

(28,946 posts)
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 04:49 PM Apr 2020

MOTLEY CRUE STAR TOMMY LEE SHARES A SERIOUS OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP: "DEAR FU*KING LUNATIC!"

You may need a cigarette after reading this.

I think this screed has been updated to reflect more recent Trumpfuckwittery. Note: This was written by Craig Alan Wilkins and shared into popularity by Tommy Lee.

"An Open Letter to the president"....... A re-tweet from Mötley Crüe drummer, Tommy Lee, who soooooo wins the literary scribe of the day award........🤘🏽🤩🥳🤩🤘🏽 :

"Dear Fucking Lunatic,

At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air, your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking India — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...

Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self-aware.

You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!

We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.

You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?

You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.

You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.

You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.

You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!

Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.

Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?

Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?

You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.

You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.

So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."


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MOTLEY CRUE STAR TOMMY LEE SHARES A SERIOUS OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP: "DEAR FU*KING LUNATIC!" (Original Post) Quixote1818 Apr 2020 OP
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. Botany Apr 2020 #1
Tommy Lee just shared this. It was written by someone named Craig Alan Wilkins nt Quixote1818 Apr 2020 #3
I know. Botany Apr 2020 #7
This sounds like The Rude Pundit.... diverdownjt Apr 2020 #36
It sounds like the song from The Grinch.... BigmanPigman Apr 2020 #22
I have always thought that the Grinch wnylib Apr 2020 #60
Except that Trump's brain is also two sizes too small William Seger Apr 2020 #74
And so i had to re read it luvallpeeps Apr 2020 #61
When I taught 1st grade my students BigmanPigman Apr 2020 #66
my first thought as well angel823 Apr 2020 #34
That paragraph choked me up! Chainfire Apr 2020 #37
Sorry, I don't follow groups that closely anymore............ MyOwnPeace Apr 2020 #2
Lol SheltieLover Apr 2020 #14
"president Fried Dick Sandwich" has a nice ring to it. nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2020 #4
Let's have some fun.......... MyOwnPeace Apr 2020 #16
Vice President Human Mushroom Cum Rag. Funtatlaguy Apr 2020 #25
Well, the official menu says "schlongs". No mention of what the dipping sauce is. Buns_of_Fire Apr 2020 #27
Probably santorum jmowreader Apr 2020 #56
LMAO !!! nt Progressive Jones Apr 2020 #68
Now that's what I call a rant! JenniferJuniper Apr 2020 #5
No kidding. underpants Apr 2020 #9
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Apr 2020 #6
"off-brand butt plug" Alex4Martinez Apr 2020 #8
Tommy Lee Dee Snider and Sebastian Bach underpants Apr 2020 #10
I love dee. Pillow talk Apr 2020 #49
Bravisimo! (nt) Paladin Apr 2020 #11
that was... satisfying renate Apr 2020 #12
TREMENNNNNNNNNDOUSLY satisfying... calimary Apr 2020 #62
K; R CatWoman Apr 2020 #13
Well, that was definitely cathartic. smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #15
You'd have to have him wear I_UndergroundPanther Apr 2020 #78
... Anon-C Apr 2020 #17
Pretty sad state of affairs when Tommy Lee is giving health criticisms. marble falls Apr 2020 #18
I had no idea Tommy Lee was so articulate. LOL Goodheart Apr 2020 #19
oleaginous house ferret! jcgoldie Apr 2020 #20
Ah, someone said it all out loud relayerbob Apr 2020 #21
"Oleaginous house ferret" is great. cwydro Apr 2020 #23
I think it may have been George Will who used oleaginous calimary Apr 2020 #105
I'm going to remember that. cwydro Apr 2020 #106
The very word! Just saying that word, "oleaginous," almost makes me want to go wash. calimary Apr 2020 #107
Yes! cwydro Apr 2020 #108
Way to go Tommy. Pepsidog Apr 2020 #24
Well... Mike Nelson Apr 2020 #26
By far... Tucker08087 Apr 2020 #28
A Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life Docreed2003 Apr 2020 #29
No, no, no. Leave the noble Haggis out of this clusterfuck. Haggis for Breakfast Apr 2020 #86
Lol..my bad Haggis! Docreed2003 Apr 2020 #87
You're forgiven . . . Haggis for Breakfast Apr 2020 #89
I regret that I have only 1 DuRec to give this. dbonds Apr 2020 #30
Same here. Different Drummer Apr 2020 #103
YAH! WHAT HE SAID!!! nt mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #31
The writer speaks for me amuse bouche Apr 2020 #32
I love Tommy Lee!! Initech Apr 2020 #33
With this rant, the gauntlet has been thrown down to The Ferret and The Rude Pundit. LudwigPastorius Apr 2020 #35
"Christmas haggis" catbyte Apr 2020 #38
Hey hey hey -- Leave The Haggis out of this. Haggis for Breakfast Apr 2020 #85
Well, to be fair, haggis isn't the most beautiful thing to ever sit on a platter... catbyte Apr 2020 #104
Thanks, I needed that. 2naSalit Apr 2020 #39
The geopolitical equivalent of "that stripper really likes me" Dukkha Apr 2020 #40
" Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts" Fritz Walter Apr 2020 #41
THIS is everything i wanted to say! bluestarone Apr 2020 #42
Shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable -- or even marginally civil -- to say? turbinetree Apr 2020 #43
Oh my trof Apr 2020 #44
i remember another time Tommy Lee was trending outside of music. Pillow talk Apr 2020 #45
Rude Pundit on steroids! Martin Eden Apr 2020 #46
"Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty's magic hat" really spoke to me flibbitygiblets Apr 2020 #47
Can we please leave the Haggis out of this ? Haggis for Breakfast Apr 2020 #88
Oops! Sorry Haggis. flibbitygiblets Apr 2020 #100
This Doesn't Solve a Damn Thing! DispondentRepublican Apr 2020 #48
Welcome to DU, DispondentRepublican! calimary Apr 2020 #64
you didn't come here looking for solutions, did you? 0rganism Apr 2020 #65
I think it did-made me feel better demtenjeep Apr 2020 #79
"the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato's World of Forms" 0rganism Apr 2020 #50
I wish he didn't hold everything back. Oppaloopa Apr 2020 #51
That's the best letter I've read in a long time. blueinredohio Apr 2020 #52
I'm going out on a limb here... Generic Brad Apr 2020 #53
Vicious And Perfect colsohlibgal Apr 2020 #54
!!!!!!!!!!!! n/t luvallpeeps Apr 2020 #55
A W E S O M E ! CaptainTruth Apr 2020 #57
KNR niyad Apr 2020 #58
No Tommy don't hold back Loki Liesmith Apr 2020 #59
I could not agree more. warmfeet Apr 2020 #63
Had to look up feculent. 3catwoman3 Apr 2020 #67
Wow. Tommy Lee's got to stop being so wishy-washy. PatrickforO Apr 2020 #69
Wow, that was something. Kicked it good yonder Apr 2020 #70
" If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you'd appoint him HHS secretary." Tom Yossarian Joad Apr 2020 #71
This message was self-deleted by its author hangaleft Apr 2020 #72
well -see most of us DUers won't get the national coverage the "drummer" has demtenjeep Apr 2020 #80
Because he took the opportunity to pass this on? Mopar151 Apr 2020 #82
Every Word Is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. And 90% of Republicans Think He's Fantastic. TrollBuster9090 Apr 2020 #73
Tommy Lee didn't write this, but maybe he can rap it. Marcuse Apr 2020 #75
K&R UTUSN Apr 2020 #76
If Trump had any idea how much in demand paper towels would be today, he wouldn't Baitball Blogger Apr 2020 #77
You know you done fucked up when Tommy Lee is the voice of reason Shaddox Apr 2020 #81
Copy/paste Heartstrings Apr 2020 #83
Anyone got a light? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #84
Magnificent. ChazInAz Apr 2020 #90
He could teach the Rude Pundit a thing or two. dflprincess Apr 2020 #91
KR NT ProudProgressiveNow Apr 2020 #92
A greater ending never was. Mr. Evil Apr 2020 #93
Brilliant Righteous Rant.. we can all Cha Apr 2020 #94
I had to look up two of the words. Lol. mrs_p Apr 2020 #95
And this ballack Apr 2020 #96
k&r BSdetect Apr 2020 #97
Very accurate. samsingh Apr 2020 #98
ALL the yes TommyCelt Apr 2020 #99
IMHO Tommy Lee is being kind to DEATH COUNT DONNIE! Brainfodder Apr 2020 #101
Brilliant! McCamy Taylor Apr 2020 #102
Actually he did write it. Here's the Tweet Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2020 #109

Botany

(70,517 posts)
1. You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs.
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 04:56 PM
Apr 2020

The Rude Pundit can't hold a candle to Tommy Lee

BigmanPigman

(51,611 posts)
22. It sounds like the song from The Grinch....
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 05:42 PM
Apr 2020

You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
(Mr. Grinch), with the greasy black peel

wnylib

(21,491 posts)
60. I have always thought that the Grinch
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:05 PM
Apr 2020

song is a perfect description of Trump. Every word serms to have been written especially for him, although the song was around long before his misadministration.

Would love to see a pic of Trump's hair and nose grafted onto the Grinch's body.

BigmanPigman

(51,611 posts)
66. When I taught 1st grade my students
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:18 PM
Apr 2020


insisted that I get them the lyrics and teach them to sing it along with other songs when we went Christmas caroling from room to room. It was the school's favorite each year...I never got sick of it either, how cohld you?

angel823

(409 posts)
34. my first thought as well
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:05 PM
Apr 2020

Watch out Rudie! This one gives you a run for your money!

Angel in Texasperated

MyOwnPeace

(16,928 posts)
2. Sorry, I don't follow groups that closely anymore............
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 04:56 PM
Apr 2020

so I gotta ask, is he eligible to vote? If so, I'm kinda thinking Joe's got his vote....

MyOwnPeace

(16,928 posts)
16. Let's have some fun..........
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 05:34 PM
Apr 2020

What's the "side order" - what do you call his Vice President?

1. "Vice President Sloppy Dripping Douche Bag"
2. ????????

Buns_of_Fire

(17,183 posts)
27. Well, the official menu says "schlongs". No mention of what the dipping sauce is.
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 05:56 PM
Apr 2020

Probably just as well.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
15. Well, that was definitely cathartic.
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 05:30 PM
Apr 2020

I wish someone would tie Trump to a chair and read that to him - with feeling!

I really want him to know how much and how deeply he is hated by millions and millions of people.

I_UndergroundPanther

(12,480 posts)
78. You'd have to have him wear
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 08:49 PM
Apr 2020

A cement ball gag as wide as his jaws could go,with a heavy leather strap harness to shut him up so he could listen for once..

relayerbob

(6,544 posts)
21. Ah, someone said it all out loud
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 05:40 PM
Apr 2020

In one long projectile barf aimed directly at IQ45 ... just as I feel every morning

calimary

(81,322 posts)
105. I think it may have been George Will who used oleaginous
Mon Apr 6, 2020, 11:17 AM
Apr 2020

to describe Mike Pence once.

Certainly fits him.

 

cwydro

(51,308 posts)
106. I'm going to remember that.
Mon Apr 6, 2020, 11:26 AM
Apr 2020

And wow, it sure describes Pence.

Also Mnuchin, Kushner...and so on.

calimary

(81,322 posts)
107. The very word! Just saying that word, "oleaginous," almost makes me want to go wash.
Mon Apr 6, 2020, 02:02 PM
Apr 2020

EEEEEUUUUUUWWWW.

It's a GREAT word. A freakin' FABULOUS word. Fuck it, a FUCKING FABULOUS word!!!

LudwigPastorius

(9,155 posts)
35. With this rant, the gauntlet has been thrown down to The Ferret and The Rude Pundit.
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:07 PM
Apr 2020

The question is, can they top it?!

catbyte

(34,403 posts)
104. Well, to be fair, haggis isn't the most beautiful thing to ever sit on a platter...
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 07:23 PM
Apr 2020

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dukkha

(7,341 posts)
40. The geopolitical equivalent of "that stripper really likes me"
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:29 PM
Apr 2020

The accuracy of that statement, coming from a man with encyclopedic knowledge of striptease establishments, us uncanny!

Fritz Walter

(4,291 posts)
41. " Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts"
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:32 PM
Apr 2020

I’m saving that one!


But I had to look up the word “casuistry,” as in:
“ You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry,...”
From Dictionary.com:

“specious, deceptive, or oversubtle reasoning, especially in questions of morality; fallacious or dishonest application of general principles; sophistry.”


Someone in DC will have to explain that to cadet bone spurs. Too many bigly words! Wouldn’t want that job!

turbinetree

(24,703 posts)
43. Shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable -- or even marginally civil -- to say?
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:37 PM
Apr 2020

Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."

Let's have the both of them at the next press conference asking a question.............ka-boom............ .......

calimary

(81,322 posts)
64. Welcome to DU, DispondentRepublican!
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:15 PM
Apr 2020

Actually, I kinda think it does. If I'm reading your post correctly, and guessing you're being sincere here, I'd say it gave everybody else on this thread a small break for a big and desperately-needed laugh in these grim times.

0rganism

(23,957 posts)
65. you didn't come here looking for solutions, did you?
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:17 PM
Apr 2020

doing so would be an open invitation to disappointment.
truly.

0rganism

(23,957 posts)
50. "the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato's World of Forms"
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:50 PM
Apr 2020

amazing
there is something new under the sun

colsohlibgal

(5,275 posts)
54. Vicious And Perfect
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:54 PM
Apr 2020

This Putrid excuse for a human being has not the slightest bit of empathy. He has been a cheat, liar, deadbeat his entire life. It is a serious indictment of the messed up people who voted for that Jerk.

I hope he winds up in Prison by 2022......it’s where he so belongs.

If there really is a Hell he has a reservation for certain.

Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)

 

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)
80. well -see most of us DUers won't get the national coverage the "drummer" has
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 09:05 PM
Apr 2020

and neither would we get more of a response than Steven Tyler does but glad you want to know what we say.

Mopar151

(9,989 posts)
82. Because he took the opportunity to pass this on?
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 09:07 PM
Apr 2020

Is it too accurate? What did you think of Dee Snider's comments? Or Skid Row's "Sebastian Bach"..

As for Steven Tallarico, aka "Steve Tyler" He remains a well respected part of the Sunapee NH community, where his family's "music camp" was on the north side of the lake. Joe Perry scooped ice cream at Newbury Harbor, the south end of Lake Sunapee.

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
73. Every Word Is ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. And 90% of Republicans Think He's Fantastic.
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:50 PM
Apr 2020

That's the biggest shock from all of this. Not that Putin would work to get him elected. Not that a lot of Americans thought his clusterfuckery was just an act, and he'd be PRESIDENTIAL after elected. Not that a lot of Americans thought he'd actually DRAIN the Washington Swamp, instead of TRIPLING IT'S FUCKING DEPTH!

All of that is disappointing, but understandable, given human nature.

But the biggest revelation to me is that after FOUR HIDEOUS YEARS of him REVEALING EXACTLY WHAT HE IS...That 45% of Americans APPROVE of the job this shit-tornado is doing! I had very little faith in human nature before, but THIS has destroyed most of it.

Baitball Blogger

(46,737 posts)
77. If Trump had any idea how much in demand paper towels would be today, he wouldn't
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 08:39 PM
Apr 2020

have tossed them in the crowd.

Mr. Evil

(2,845 posts)
93. A greater ending never was.
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:03 AM
Apr 2020

Describing Pence as a "Bible thumping cock socket" hit the nail on the head and was a finishing touch that made me literaly spew laughter! As for screeds, this is one of the best ever!

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,035 posts)
109. Actually he did write it. Here's the Tweet
Mon Apr 6, 2020, 02:49 PM
Apr 2020

?s=20

It was a guy named Craig Alan Wilkens.

However given the number of followers he has it received more circulation
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