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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMOTLEY CRUE STAR TOMMY LEE SHARES A SERIOUS OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP: "DEAR FU*KING LUNATIC!"
You may need a cigarette after reading this.
I think this screed has been updated to reflect more recent Trumpfuckwittery. Note: This was written by Craig Alan Wilkins and shared into popularity by Tommy Lee.
"An Open Letter to the president"....... A re-tweet from Mötley Crüe drummer, Tommy Lee, who soooooo wins the literary scribe of the day award........🤘🏽🤩🥳🤩🤘🏽 :
"Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air, your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldnt get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking India a country of a BILLION human souls thats only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of that stripper really likes me only 10,000 times crazier and less self-aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, its been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state short and fat. How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman a former friend, no less of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frostys magic hat yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted with evident fucking glee to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable or even marginally civil to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, youd appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Platos World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
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Botany
(70,517 posts)The Rude Pundit can't hold a candle to Tommy Lee
Quixote1818
(28,946 posts)But thank you for just being you.
diverdownjt
(702 posts)But its a former cricket player and now an announcer.
BigmanPigman
(51,611 posts)You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
(Mr. Grinch), with the greasy black peel
wnylib
(21,491 posts)song is a perfect description of Trump. Every word serms to have been written especially for him, although the song was around long before his misadministration.
Would love to see a pic of Trump's hair and nose grafted onto the Grinch's body.
William Seger
(10,779 posts)luvallpeeps
(935 posts)with that voice and cadence. thanks. I'd love to hear it on the radio.
BigmanPigman
(51,611 posts)insisted that I get them the lyrics and teach them to sing it along with other songs when we went Christmas caroling from room to room. It was the school's favorite each year...I never got sick of it either, how cohld you?
angel823
(409 posts)Watch out Rudie! This one gives you a run for your money!
Angel in Texasperated
Chainfire
(17,550 posts)I needed a good laugh.
MyOwnPeace
(16,928 posts)so I gotta ask, is he eligible to vote? If so, I'm kinda thinking Joe's got his vote....
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)👏👍
Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,928 posts)What's the "side order" - what do you call his Vice President?
1. "Vice President Sloppy Dripping Douche Bag"
2. ????????
Funtatlaguy
(10,879 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,183 posts)Probably just as well.
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)Progressive Jones
(6,011 posts)JenniferJuniper
(4,512 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)malaise
(269,057 posts)He wrote that for me - perfect
Alex4Martinez
(2,193 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)Pillow talk
(265 posts)Paladin
(28,264 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)calimary
(81,322 posts)CatWoman
(79,302 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I wish someone would tie Trump to a chair and read that to him - with feeling!
I really want him to know how much and how deeply he is hated by millions and millions of people.
I_UndergroundPanther
(12,480 posts)A cement ball gag as wide as his jaws could go,with a heavy leather strap harness to shut him up so he could listen for once..
Anon-C
(3,430 posts)marble falls
(57,112 posts)Goodheart
(5,327 posts)jcgoldie
(11,631 posts)Rock on!
relayerbob
(6,544 posts)In one long projectile barf aimed directly at IQ45 ... just as I feel every morning
cwydro
(51,308 posts)Gotta remember that.
calimary
(81,322 posts)to describe Mike Pence once.
Certainly fits him.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)And wow, it sure describes Pence.
Also Mnuchin, Kushner...and so on.
calimary
(81,322 posts)EEEEEUUUUUUWWWW.
It's a GREAT word. A freakin' FABULOUS word. Fuck it, a FUCKING FABULOUS word!!!
A thousand times yes.
Pepsidog
(6,254 posts)Mike Nelson
(9,959 posts)... that's vulgar, but spot on.
Tucker08087
(621 posts)....the most satisfying thing Ive heard in quite some time!
Docreed2003
(16,864 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)Docreed2003
(16,864 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)dbonds
(4,793 posts)Different Drummer
(7,621 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)amuse bouche
(3,657 posts)Bravo Sir
Initech
(100,081 posts)I really hope I get to see Motley Crue in September!
LudwigPastorius
(9,155 posts)The question is, can they top it?!
catbyte
(34,403 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)catbyte
(34,403 posts)Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2naSalit
(86,650 posts)Dukkha
(7,341 posts)The accuracy of that statement, coming from a man with encyclopedic knowledge of striptease establishments, us uncanny!
Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)Im saving that one!
But I had to look up the word casuistry, as in:
You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry,...
From Dictionary.com:
Someone in DC will have to explain that to cadet bone spurs. Too many bigly words! Wouldnt want that job!
bluestarone
(16,976 posts)Just to add one thing. I wished trump was DEAD!
turbinetree
(24,703 posts)Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
Let's have the both of them at the next press conference asking a question.............ka-boom............ .......
trof
(54,256 posts)Pillow talk
(265 posts)that was good too. this is better
Martin Eden
(12,870 posts)Talk about descriptive language.
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)DispondentRepublican
(23 posts)Truly
calimary
(81,322 posts)Actually, I kinda think it does. If I'm reading your post correctly, and guessing you're being sincere here, I'd say it gave everybody else on this thread a small break for a big and desperately-needed laugh in these grim times.
0rganism
(23,957 posts)doing so would be an open invitation to disappointment.
truly.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)and smile for the first time in about 3 weeks
0rganism
(23,957 posts)amazing
there is something new under the sun
Oppaloopa
(867 posts)blueinredohio
(6,797 posts)Go Tommy Lee.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)...I kind of suspect Tommy Lee doesn't like Trump.
colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)This Putrid excuse for a human being has not the slightest bit of empathy. He has been a cheat, liar, deadbeat his entire life. It is a serious indictment of the messed up people who voted for that Jerk.
I hope he winds up in Prison by 2022......its where he so belongs.
If there really is a Hell he has a reservation for certain.
luvallpeeps
(935 posts)CaptainTruth
(6,594 posts)niyad
(113,348 posts)Loki Liesmith
(4,602 posts)warmfeet
(3,321 posts)Hope we make it to November 3rd.
3catwoman3
(24,007 posts)The writer expresses himself quite unambiguously.
PatrickforO
(14,578 posts)Hard to tell how he really feels!
yonder
(9,667 posts)Tom Yossarian Joad
(19,230 posts)Best line of the year.
Response to Quixote1818 (Original post)
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demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)and neither would we get more of a response than Steven Tyler does but glad you want to know what we say.
Mopar151
(9,989 posts)Is it too accurate? What did you think of Dee Snider's comments? Or Skid Row's "Sebastian Bach"..
As for Steven Tallarico, aka "Steve Tyler" He remains a well respected part of the Sunapee NH community, where his family's "music camp" was on the north side of the lake. Joe Perry scooped ice cream at Newbury Harbor, the south end of Lake Sunapee.
TrollBuster9090
(5,954 posts)That's the biggest shock from all of this. Not that Putin would work to get him elected. Not that a lot of Americans thought his clusterfuckery was just an act, and he'd be PRESIDENTIAL after elected. Not that a lot of Americans thought he'd actually DRAIN the Washington Swamp, instead of TRIPLING IT'S FUCKING DEPTH!
All of that is disappointing, but understandable, given human nature.
But the biggest revelation to me is that after FOUR HIDEOUS YEARS of him REVEALING EXACTLY WHAT HE IS...That 45% of Americans APPROVE of the job this shit-tornado is doing! I had very little faith in human nature before, but THIS has destroyed most of it.
Marcuse
(7,488 posts)UTUSN
(70,711 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,737 posts)have tossed them in the crowd.
Shaddox
(384 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)And bookmarking!
Blue Owl
(50,427 posts)I believe I do need a cigarette after that!
ChazInAz
(2,569 posts)Truly a thing of beauty.
dflprincess
(28,079 posts)Perhaps they'll decide to collaborate!
ProudProgressiveNow
(6,129 posts)Mr. Evil
(2,845 posts)Describing Pence as a "Bible thumping cock socket" hit the nail on the head and was a finishing touch that made me literaly spew laughter! As for screeds, this is one of the best ever!
Cha
(297,323 posts)relate!
mrs_p
(3,014 posts)ballack
(9 posts)I think "You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlong" was a bit underrated.
BSdetect
(8,998 posts)samsingh
(17,599 posts)TommyCelt
(838 posts)ALLLLLLL the ^^^^THIS^^^^
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)McCamy Taylor
(19,240 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,035 posts)Link to tweet
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It was a guy named Craig Alan Wilkens.
However given the number of followers he has it received more circulation