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Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts) Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:03 PM Apr 2020

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Chump comes up negative in second COVID-19 testing.

Says he got tested again this morning and it "was more pleasant" than the first time. Results came back in about 15 minutes, but Chump went back to work without waiting for the results.

I see they're still not social distancing at the podium. When will their luck run out?

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Chump comes up negative in second COVID-19 testing. (Original Post) Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 OP

He's not symptomatic. MontanaMama Apr 2020 #1

Someone must think he's "essential". Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #11

LOL W_HAMILTON Apr 2020 #17

There really is no god. n/t Crunchy Frog Apr 2020 #2

I know, right? Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #12

I don't want ANYBODY to get it. But he certainly tests my attitude. marble falls Apr 2020 #3

I am not as saintly as you. nt tblue37 Apr 2020 #9

Same result as his IQ test. CaptYossarian Apr 2020 #4

+1 Celerity Apr 2020 #31

crap n/t Blaukraut Apr 2020 #5

"Was more pleaseant"? It's a cotton swab! JHB Apr 2020 #6

Newer procedure doesn't shove the swab way back to the back of your nose. nt tblue37 Apr 2020 #8

He's such a wuss. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #14

They should of shoved down bdamomma Apr 2020 #20

The virus is too scared of coming down with a case of Trump n/t Silent3 Apr 2020 #7

Good one! Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #15

Maybe ogres are immune? GreenPartyVoter Apr 2020 #10

Third time's the charm, as they say. nt Buns_of_Fire Apr 2020 #13

Patience is a virtue. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #18

he lies about bdamomma Apr 2020 #16

More pleasant than Stormy smacking your fat ASS with a rolled up magazine? Bengus81 Apr 2020 #19

Well sure...This didn't cost him $130,000. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #21

Bullshit. GoCubsGo Apr 2020 #22

It's all up to you Mr Cholesterol since your wimp friend Corona can't seem to to the job Submariner Apr 2020 #23

Every citizen has to be 95% blocked lung before they get tested BUT bluestarone Apr 2020 #24

Better luck next time. nt eppur_se_muova Apr 2020 #25

Even the WORST virus in the world doesn't want to touch him intrepidity Apr 2020 #26

Interesting so easy to get a test and also 15 mins for results? lettucebe Apr 2020 #27

That's what he's claiming, but it's Chump, Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #28

This message was self-deleted by its author elocs Apr 2020 #29

Takes his rich buddies who own Lab Corp TWO WEEKS for results............ Bengus81 Apr 2020 #30

MontanaMama

(23,322 posts)

1. He's not symptomatic.

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:14 PM

Apr 2020

why waste a test on that asshole? Let alone two tests?

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

11. Someone must think he's "essential".

Reply to MontanaMama (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:35 PM

Apr 2020

There's at least 65,000,000 that say otherwise.

W_HAMILTON

(7,869 posts)

17. LOL

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:43 PM

Apr 2020

Crunchy Frog

(26,587 posts)

2. There really is no god. n/t

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:18 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

12. I know, right?

Reply to Crunchy Frog (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:37 PM

Apr 2020

I'd rather think He doesn't exist rather than think that God is a MAGAt.

marble falls

(57,109 posts)

3. I don't want ANYBODY to get it. But he certainly tests my attitude.

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:19 PM

Apr 2020

tblue37

(65,408 posts)

9. I am not as saintly as you. nt

Reply to marble falls (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:27 PM

Apr 2020

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)

4. Same result as his IQ test.

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:20 PM

Apr 2020

Celerity

(43,416 posts)

31. +1

Reply to CaptYossarian (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 10:33 AM

Apr 2020

Blaukraut

(5,693 posts)

5. crap n/t

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:21 PM

Apr 2020

JHB

(37,161 posts)

6. "Was more pleaseant"? It's a cotton swab!

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:23 PM

Apr 2020

What did they do last time, soak it in hot sauce?

tblue37

(65,408 posts)

8. Newer procedure doesn't shove the swab way back to the back of your nose. nt

Reply to JHB (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:26 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

14. He's such a wuss.

Reply to JHB (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:41 PM

Apr 2020

I'm amazed he's out and about considering his germophobia.

bdamomma

(63,877 posts)

20. They should of shoved down

Reply to JHB (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:51 PM

Apr 2020

the swab further. And why waste a swab on this POS.

Silent3

(15,234 posts)

7. The virus is too scared of coming down with a case of Trump n/t

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:24 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

15. Good one!

Reply to Silent3 (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:42 PM

Apr 2020

AFAIK, there's no vaccine or cure for that!

GreenPartyVoter

(72,378 posts)

10. Maybe ogres are immune?

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:33 PM

Apr 2020

Buns_of_Fire

(17,183 posts)

13. Third time's the charm, as they say. nt

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:39 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

18. Patience is a virtue.

Reply to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #13)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:44 PM

Apr 2020

You can't bluff a virus. Someday it'll bite him in the ass.

bdamomma

(63,877 posts)

16. he lies about

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:43 PM

Apr 2020

everything, he will contract it.

Bengus81

(6,931 posts)

19. More pleasant than Stormy smacking your fat ASS with a rolled up magazine?

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:49 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

21. Well sure...This didn't cost him $130,000.

Reply to Bengus81 (Reply #19)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:55 PM

Apr 2020

GoCubsGo

(32,086 posts)

22. Bullshit.

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 06:56 PM

Apr 2020

I doubt he has been tested once, let alone twice.

Submariner

(12,504 posts)

23. It's all up to you Mr Cholesterol since your wimp friend Corona can't seem to to the job

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:13 PM

Apr 2020

there's got to be one fat globule or arterial deposit that can break loose and clog his brainstem. Just one. Is that too much to ask?

bluestarone

(16,976 posts)

24. Every citizen has to be 95% blocked lung before they get tested BUT

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:17 PM

Apr 2020

DIPSHIT has used 2 tests now? What a bunch of bullshit!!

eppur_se_muova

(36,269 posts)

25. Better luck next time. nt

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:27 PM

Apr 2020

intrepidity

(7,307 posts)

26. Even the WORST virus in the world doesn't want to touch him

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 07:36 PM

Apr 2020

A shame, really

lettucebe

(2,336 posts)

27. Interesting so easy to get a test and also 15 mins for results?

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 08:04 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

28. That's what he's claiming, but it's Chump,

Reply to lettucebe (Reply #27)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 08:07 PM

Apr 2020

so who knows.

Response to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

elocs This message was self-deleted by its author.

Bengus81

(6,931 posts)

30. Takes his rich buddies who own Lab Corp TWO WEEKS for results............

Reply to Totally Tunsie (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 10:31 AM

Apr 2020

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