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milestogo

(16,829 posts) Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:09 PM Apr 2020

I propose that Trump start wearing a face mask now and keep it on for the rest of his life.

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I propose that Trump start wearing a face mask now and keep it on for the rest of his life. (Original Post) milestogo Apr 2020 OP

A sound deadening one would be extra nice. Ohiogal Apr 2020 #1

A diaper for his other asshole Blue Owl Apr 2020 #2

Hahaha SheltieLover Apr 2020 #3

We could tell him this is a mask Yonnie3 Apr 2020 #4

In the Dumas story, the anonymous prisoner spent 34 years imprisoned and out of... TreasonousBastard Apr 2020 #5

Did You Ever See The Twilight Zone Episode Me. Apr 2020 #6

Not sure but I do know this - It would be ugly! Marie Marie Apr 2020 #7

Here's A Brief Recap Me. Apr 2020 #9

Yes, I was familiar with the episode. I just didn't know which of the many horrid facial masks Marie Marie Apr 2020 #10

And security mitts to keep him from typing. Solly Mack Apr 2020 #8

He could wear a Hillary mask ... then he'd look like a real leader. eppur_se_muova Apr 2020 #11

Yes. Preferably one that is airtight. smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #12

Preferably made with duct tape liberaltrucker Apr 2020 #13

Ohiogal

(32,082 posts)

1. A sound deadening one would be extra nice.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:13 PM

Apr 2020

Blue Owl

(50,507 posts)

2. A diaper for his other asshole

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:15 PM

Apr 2020

n/t

SheltieLover

(57,073 posts)

3. Hahaha

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:16 PM

Apr 2020

Good one! 🤣

Yonnie3

(17,486 posts)

4. We could tell him this is a mask

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:16 PM

Apr 2020

TreasonousBastard

(43,049 posts)

5. In the Dumas story, the anonymous prisoner spent 34 years imprisoned and out of...

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:17 PM

Apr 2020

contact with the public. A proper sentence I'd say.

Me.

(35,454 posts)

6. Did You Ever See The Twilight Zone Episode

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:17 PM

Apr 2020

where people don hideous masks, in accordance with their personalities, and then find they cannot take them off?
What face could we assign to him?

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

7. Not sure but I do know this - It would be ugly!

Reply to Me. (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:24 PM

Apr 2020

Really, really ugly. And of course, orange.

Me.

(35,454 posts)

9. Here's A Brief Recap

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:48 PM

Apr 2020

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

10. Yes, I was familiar with the episode. I just didn't know which of the many horrid facial masks

Reply to Me. (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 11:24 PM

Apr 2020

that he deserves would best suit him. Sloth, Greed, Vanity, Stupidity, etc. To sum him up in one mask, well it would have to be UGLEEE. BTW, loved that episode.

Solly Mack

(90,787 posts)

8. And security mitts to keep him from typing.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 10:26 PM

Apr 2020

And a straightjacket because - why the fuck not?

eppur_se_muova

(36,295 posts)

11. He could wear a Hillary mask ... then he'd look like a real leader.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Apr 2, 2020, 11:29 PM

Apr 2020

Failing that, just use up a roll of duct tape. Leave nothing uncovered.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

12. Yes. Preferably one that is airtight.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 01:24 AM

Apr 2020

And can't be removed. Until the subject stops breathing.

liberaltrucker

(9,130 posts)

13. Preferably made with duct tape

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Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:13 AM

Apr 2020

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