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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Wounded Bear
(58,683 posts)malaise
(269,127 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,683 posts)tblue37
(65,458 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,133 posts)That was good.
FM123
(10,054 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)underpants
(182,861 posts)calimary
(81,404 posts)Inspires the old response - "that'd be funny if it weren't true."
Cozmo
(1,402 posts)I thought that end of life would reaffirm my quest for dignity and benevolence toward fellow living beings. I am totally empty, sorry. I had hope to be able to give so much more.
malaise
(269,127 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)NNadir
(33,538 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,211 posts)Different Drummer
(7,629 posts)DD
iluvtennis
(19,868 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...true.
#notmypresident
RESIST
pandr32
(11,601 posts)burrowowl
(17,642 posts)3catwoman3
(24,025 posts)...goes.
smb
(3,473 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Much needed chuckle.
ancianita
(36,130 posts)MissMillie
(38,570 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)That's a keeper!
niyad
(113,498 posts)DFW
(54,426 posts)It's a different story when you ask them to explain just what is it exactly that they have won?
Danmel
(4,919 posts)What's the difference between heaven and hell?
In heaven, the French are the chefs, the Germans are the mechanics and the British are the police.
In hell, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics and the Germans are the police.
malaise
(269,127 posts)gopiscrap
(23,762 posts)LiberalFighter
(51,017 posts)malaise
(269,127 posts)One of my New York cousins sent it to me
LiberalFighter
(51,017 posts)malaise
(269,127 posts)because I try to give due credit. An English cousin also sent it - it is everywhere now
Aussie105
(5,415 posts)In this case, spot on accurate too. Bitter-sweet joke, but no joke.
Trump is taking the country down a very deep hole.
malaise
(269,127 posts)Sometimes the truth demands laughter