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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Overturns Presidential Limo While Touting Effectiveness Of PCP To Treat Coronavirus
WASHINGTONScreaming about how great the drug works while beating on his chest, Donald Trump reportedly overturned a presidential limousine Tuesday while touting the effectiveness of PCP in treating coronavirus.
Dont listen to all the bulllshitthis stuff right here will make you fucking invincible against Covid! said the commander in chief, who had angel dust all over his face and was covered in scratch marks as he ripped off all his clothes, dashed across the National Mall, and dived headfirst into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool after dozens of Secret Service agents failed to restrain him.
Ive been awake for 172 hours, lets try to see that fucking virus try to get me now! Grah! Why even worry about the virus? The real thing you gotta worry about is these scorpions crawling around inside your skull!
At press time, Dr. Anthony Fauci respectfully pushed back against the presidents claims, saying that there had been no trial evidence indicating that phencyclidine was an effective means of treating Covid-19.
https://www.theonion.com/trump-overturns-presidential-limo-while-touting-effecti-1842733129
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Trump Overturns Presidential Limo While Touting Effectiveness Of PCP To Treat Coronavirus (Original Post)
Zorro
Apr 2020
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Coventina
(27,172 posts)1. The Onion got me through 9/11, they are a national treasure!
Bless them.
PCIntern
(25,583 posts)2. And Senator Collins voiced her concern..
iscooterliberally
(2,863 posts)3. He looks like Boris Johnson in that photo. Too funny! n/t
Alacritous Crier
(3,818 posts)4. LOL!
That's one of the best ones I've seen in a while.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,192 posts)5. K&R