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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums'You've Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,' Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz
Youve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far, Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News AppearancesMONTECITO, CASighing in remorse at the monsters of my own creation after viewing recent appearances on Fox News by Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil, media tycoon and longtime talk show host Oprah Winfrey reportedly muttered You have served me well, but this has gone too far, Friday while loading a shotgun.
Well, we had a good run, boys, but business is business, said Winfrey, loading shells into a pump-action Mossberg 500 before calling to be picked up by her personal stealth helicopter.
I remember when I found thema sleazy corporate lawyer, and a two-bit snake-oil salesmanperfect additions to my syndicate. We really had a good thing going for a while there, but you cant be on Oprahs Favorite Things list forever, now can you? Time for these doctors to take their medicine.
At press time, Winfrey was reportedly found covered in blood making new selections for her book club.
https://entertainment.theonion.com/you-ve-served-me-well-but-this-has-gone-too-far-says-1842924183
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'You've Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,' Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz (Original Post)
Zorro
Apr 2020
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Thanks for the laugh!
cwydro
(51,308 posts)2. Ha, love the Onion.
That being said, I hope those who worship Oprah here will remember that she unleashed Oz and Phil on our nation.
Never liked them, and my opinion of her plummeted when she started plugging them.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,110 posts)3. So fantastic!!!!!
nolabear
(41,991 posts)4. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! "I made you and I can take you out."