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ret5hd

(20,523 posts)
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 01:31 PM Apr 2020

So, let's start showing up at these pro-virus rallies...

Of course, in full protective gear...tyvek suits, gloves, mask, etc...holding signs like:

THIN THE HERD!!!

and

THINNING THE HERD
MEANS MORE FOR ME!

and

PRO-LIFE INCLUDES VIRII!!!

and

----- PRO COVID -----
------- PRO HIV ------
----- PRO EBOLA -----
PRO ZERO POPULATION GROWTH!!!

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So, let's start showing up at these pro-virus rallies... (Original Post) ret5hd Apr 2020 OP
I love it ... mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #1
'KEEP YOUR BUGGY GRAND KIDS AWAY FROM MY GRAND KIDS' samnsara Apr 2020 #2
Can I Have a Set of Your Car Keys ? You Won't Need It in HeaVEN ! Captain Zero Apr 2020 #3
Don't feed the trolls. Squinch Apr 2020 #4
Truly honest question: Me or them? ret5hd Apr 2020 #5
Them, of course! I would be tempted to do what you are saying. Squinch Apr 2020 #7
TY ret5hd Apr 2020 #8
Donate to make billboards. LakeArenal Apr 2020 #6
Uhhhhhhhhhhh NO Ferrets are Cool Apr 2020 #9
I make it a point Chainfire Apr 2020 #10
Just what I was thinking. It's not just the virus that I am afraid of with these people. smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #15
or u could just walk around coughing loudly in their general direction nt msongs Apr 2020 #11
NOT a good idea. Let them show who they really are without risk to ourselves. Jamastiene Apr 2020 #12
Guy in a Hazmat suit playing the tuba would be nice Blue Owl Apr 2020 #13
I know it would never happen, but something I would like to see... (again, allow me some humor) not_the_one Apr 2020 #14
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. N/t Bantamfancier Apr 2020 #16
Where are we going to get those tyvek suits and masks? LisaL Apr 2020 #17
Well, I don't know!!! I'm the idea man, I've done my job! ret5hd Apr 2020 #18
My thoughts. Let THEM proceed full steam ahead bluestarone Apr 2020 #19
I would show up with forms for them to sign SoonerPride Apr 2020 #20
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
1. I love it ...
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 01:34 PM
Apr 2020

Is it bad of me that I have kinda been secretly cheering for Mother Nature in this whole thing?

Squinch

(51,016 posts)
7. Them, of course! I would be tempted to do what you are saying.
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 01:48 PM
Apr 2020

I totally get it. But I disagree that its the right way to go.

But its a completely legit opinion. You're no troll!



Chainfire

(17,644 posts)
10. I make it a point
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 02:03 PM
Apr 2020

to never antagonize a damn fool who is holding a loaded assault weapon. I will fight them on election day.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
15. Just what I was thinking. It's not just the virus that I am afraid of with these people.
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 03:51 PM
Apr 2020

It's the itchy trigger fingers and the fact that they are all to willing to take out a "Lib" in the name of "Freedum!"

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)
12. NOT a good idea. Let them show who they really are without risk to ourselves.
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 02:25 PM
Apr 2020

They are doing a fine job, all by themselves, of showing how stupid they are. No need to risk them attacking us and ripping any PPE we wear to purposely infect us. They WOULD do that too. Not a good idea. Just let them put themselves on display and keep their cooties to themselves.

Blue Owl

(50,507 posts)
13. Guy in a Hazmat suit playing the tuba would be nice
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 03:26 PM
Apr 2020

Maybe a jazzy, up-tempo rendition of "Nearer my God to thee"

 

not_the_one

(2,227 posts)
14. I know it would never happen, but something I would like to see... (again, allow me some humor)
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 03:48 PM
Apr 2020

There they are, on the steps of some govt building, with their misspelled signs, their ragtag unkempt beards, their confederate flags and a few token US flags, and ALL THEIR GUNS...

And there WE are, across the street, with our smart, articulate, correctly spelled signs referencing the constitution, the bill of rights, declaration of independence, TREASON and Putin, with US flags AND Pride flags, (and since we have our Pride flags) be fully dressed in smart, color coordinated hazmat suits, with all our matching masks (that are covering our PERFECTLY trimmed and shaped beards), gloves (maybe a few sequins), and ALL OUR GUNS (yes, MANY of us do have guns) with flowers in the barrels...

They would probably shit their pants.

But that is just me...

ret5hd

(20,523 posts)
18. Well, I don't know!!! I'm the idea man, I've done my job!
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 04:16 PM
Apr 2020

I'll be in my recliner if you need me later.

SoonerPride

(12,286 posts)
20. I would show up with forms for them to sign
Sun Apr 19, 2020, 04:29 PM
Apr 2020

Here is your waiver of future medical treatment

Please sign here.

Thanks and have a nice day!

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