and hope it gets to your lungs. Or maybe just sleep in your tanning bed with your mouth open. Yeah, that'll work.

Like the tanning bed point. It fits him to a t

...but, as always, he's muddling together bits and pieces of things he's been told, or seen on FOX, into his usual incoherent mess when he tries to sound like he's the smartest one in the room.

said well fever helps fight viruses but i don't know about those things.

OMG this isn't The Onion?!?!?! Holy cow! 😳🤯

I have not seen this idiot attemp to speak since he stalked our rightful President around the debate stage. No stomach or patience for the man baby that continues to be allowed to completely destroy our country & instututions.

You go first.

I heard from someone who pointed at his head, and said he had a good "you know what" that this was another great way to cure covid-19. Truly exceptional people will try both simultaneously, and get twice the results. Fucking moron.

Splay the skin away and then lay the patient out in strong sunlight. What have you got to lose?

I thought " there is no way he said that, it has to be misquoted, taken out of context"...
Nope, he said it. With a straight face, looking right at Dr. Birx. Saying have to get medical doctors to check it out.

Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here.

If he thinks he needs a treatment, I've got a stake I could spare.

doctors not just LOL?

he wondered if you gave it to someone that was sick if it would make them better? It'd be hard to find a grade school kid that ever was vaccinated, that didn't understand more than that about it. I hated shots as a kid and damn well understood the explanation of why I had to get one. That usually has a lasting impression and you don't forget.

Yes, needles suck cause they hurt. Polio hurts more, TRUST ME.

And now you get ice cream. Welcome to the real world.

signed and bring back to school. I always wished they would have just ambushed us with it. The way it was you were like a seven year old kid walkin' the green mile!

But he sure as hell had the cigar scar on his bicep, cause Grandma was a nurse and didnt give a FUCK how much it was gonna hurt...she knew...and so that was that.

I'm pretty sure he didnt get ice cream, either lol.

....FMAA stands for Fucking Moron Association of America and we do not want, under any circumstances, YES ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, to be in any way associated with or connected with Donald Trump or any of his family members who are also stupid beyond any kind of recommendation..

...We stand alone as the only association in America that cares about millions of......."f@*king morons" and we do try to look out for our membership. We are a very quiet and subdued organization that works behind the scenes to try to elevate to the highest possible level those of us, (and we are morons too) who belong to this exclusive club.

...Now if you have gotten this far, on this ridiculous post then I can say................I fooled you...............Yes, I am the President of countless associations that I make up from time to time to try to get a minor laugh..Of course, it never works, but I will try and try and try again...and as the world turns....see you next time.............Stuart G..............

That is not what that saying means dipshit

for the country come election time.

n/t

Link to tweet

Ask mama for a mason jar. Take it outside on a sunny day. Remove the lid and hold the open jar up to the sun. Quickly put the lid back on and take your treasure back to mama.

My mama would then make Sunshine Pie with Clouds, or what some folks would call a lemon meringue pie.

You've been waiting so long...
COVID will not harm you...
With that sunshine in your Luu-uuu-nnggs!!

(Fade-out with extra Creamy Eric Clapton-esque guitar licks)

Barack Obama wouldn't want you to do that, so for the love of dawg, don't inject disinfectant into your bodies.

Me: "Oh, PLEASE do that shit!"

I'll bet at least one Trump supporter tries it, like the guy who took the fish tank cleaner earlier.

for not snorting with surprise or falling on the floor laughing her ass off.

See no one else in thinking this way. Thank God we have a leader willing to think outside the box. Haha

He initially asks about sunlight, then moves to asking about alcohol.

Normally he says something stupid and then hunts through his staff to find someone beholden enough to step forward with a clarification and back-up to Chump's comments.

Today, he brought out his "expert" first - Johnny Halflife - to edumacate us, and then he glommed on to Halflife's presentation to inspire his new talking points. "Hey folks, you heard it here...Johnny Halflife told us this was possible. Many wonder how I'm able to translate all this really, really hard stuff into something I can make understandable to all. It's b/c I'm smart and have a talent for this. Maybe I should have been a scientist. Now excuse me while I head for my tanning bed for my preventative treatment."

Trump first though.