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Turbineguy

(37,342 posts)
Fri May 1, 2020, 12:25 AM May 2020

Gosh! I got a letter from President Trump!

I'm so excited. The envelope said it was from the Internal Revenue Service and I thought I was going to get audited, but it was really from the President of the United States of America!

It seems that he donated 2.2 trillion dollars to the American People! His own money! Can you imagine? And I got some of it! I think I'll spend half of it on wine, women and song and the rest I'll spend foolishly!

Or maybe I'll buy some guns. Or 48 red MAGA hats if they offer free shipping.

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Gosh! I got a letter from President Trump! (Original Post) Turbineguy May 2020 OP
Spend it all MontanaMama May 2020 #1
i got mine this morning, it's already up my nose, through my veins, killin' my brain ... nt mr_lebowski May 2020 #2
Boy howdy Lebowski... MontanaMama May 2020 #3
sry for the delayed response but I'm paying all these chickie-babes at my crib by the hour ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #4
I just might know how that goes... MontanaMama May 2020 #5
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
4. sry for the delayed response but I'm paying all these chickie-babes at my crib by the hour ...
Fri May 1, 2020, 03:10 AM
May 2020

you know how that goes ...




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