Shit, what fresh hell is this?

I was told we would be traveling by handbasket...

I have six varieties of fruit trees in my yard. All flowered beautifully but only was was pollinated. We just don't have enough bees to do the work.

Perhaps, since the hornets are Asian, Trump will include them in the coming economic sanctions.

when does the first born male children start to die? and the Potomac turn to blood?