Alex Jones Says He's Considering Eating Neighbors If COVID-19 Lockdown Continues

Alex Jones Says He’s Considering Eating Neighbors If COVID-19 Lockdown Continues

‘I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em,” the InfoWars conspiracy theorist said of his neighbors.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-jones-cannibalism-covid-19_n_5eac56e7c5b624b39692b1f2

By David Moye

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If COVID-19 shutdowns continue, he said, he has “extrapolated this out” and may have to resort to drastic and disgusting methods of survival.

“I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors,” Jones said, predicting a dystopian future plagued by food shortages.

“I won’t have to for a few years ’cause I got food and stuff ― but I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and going, ’I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em. My daughters aren’t starving to death. I will eat my neighbors. ... I will.”

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“You think I like sizing up my neighbor?!” Jones bellowed. “I’m gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up! I’ll do it! My children aren’t going hungry! I’ll eat your ass! And that’s what I want the globalists to know — I will eat your ass first!”

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The most disturbing video known to man pic.twitter.com/izb038PBXB
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) May 1, 2020



(the tweets had a field day):


There have got to be better ways to make a buck these days than this.
— Raquel (@rann5818) May 1, 2020


I understand he’s being hyperbolic here but you know a person could try n hunt some animals first, just saying. Being pretty dramatic
— DakotaTone (@ToneDakota) May 1, 2020


No, his daughters won’t starve, because his ex-wife, Kelly Jones, has sole custody, having convinced the courts that Alex Jones is “not a stable person.”

I suspect this video would not help in his appeal.
— Political Spock 🖖 (@PoliSpock) May 1, 2020