oceans will part, animals will bend the knee and swear their allegiance to the lord of the seven kingdoms, and the almighty Flying spaghetti monster will make his presence in our evolution known once and for all.

In a few more years, he could actually understand that there are limits to our ability to "shape" events. Hopefully, he won't get a chance to be president without first understanding that.

whoa.

what? is he gonna fire all the foreign leaders he dislikes?

We know how you "shape events" and we don't want you anywhere near our foreign relationships.

I wonder how he could be in control of some Al-Quaida nutjobs? I just don't know what he is smoking..but it must be some strong stuff

You're turning out to be real gift............

Bush tried "control". It did not work well. You are never in control of events, belief in the illusion of control is a form of mental defect.

Tell us Mitt, how would you shape events in the middle east?
I know, just throw the first fucking punch any time you see a
problem developing. Just use Iraq as the template and see how
fast you can plunge our country into the next world war!

It's pretty scary.