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morningglory

(2,336 posts)
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:30 PM Sep 2012

Want to have some fun? Since Joe Scar leaked that he plans a 2016 run for president, he spends

quite a few minutes of his morning show being "presidential". It is a scream. 15 minutes at a time he speaks in sepulchral tones. All fair-minded and intellectual, with only a mispronounced or mis-used word here and there. The entire panel sits in stoney silence, and you can see them thinking "I got up at 3am for this?" No more raving hysterical rants, talking over the guests, and all that non-presidential stuff. Today he had the author of Moneyball, who had followed Pres. Obama around for 6 months and wrote a Vanity Fair article. Joe's first question was "is he a creep [paraphrasing liberally here]? Does anyone like him? Is he cold and aloof? Does he have even one friend?" He was stunned and dismayed at the answer, and turned to Muppet Meachem for help. I am enjoying it, but admit the raving and maddening ranting was more entertaining.

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Want to have some fun? Since Joe Scar leaked that he plans a 2016 run for president, he spends (Original Post) morningglory Sep 2012 OP
Someday his head is going to pop like a big Zit !!!! orpupilofnature57 Sep 2012 #1
He will end up in the shit pile like Santorum and Cain Angry Dragon Sep 2012 #2
Don't laugh. This last circus showed Scabwhoreoh he has a good shot at the nomination brewens Sep 2012 #3
JAYSUS Skittles Sep 2012 #10
What an ego to think he could run and WIN the presidency, after being in Congress AND TV so much. Honeycombe8 Sep 2012 #4
he is pulling a trump for a book cindyperry2010 Sep 2012 #5
Two words to Google: Dead Intern. eom spockeye Sep 2012 #6
Two reasons why he won't make it--both superficial. MADem Sep 2012 #7
I learned something: he's divorced. Ilsa Sep 2012 #13
Yep--he has a newer bride who was in like Flynn with the Bushies... MADem Sep 2012 #16
Piggy Eyes?? People don't like piggy eyes?? Marie Marie Sep 2012 #14
Yes indeedy...have you seen the little piggy in his starched white shirt? MADem Sep 2012 #17
Well I want to see a Mike Papantonio run in 2016 and Ed Shultz as VP! teddy51 Sep 2012 #8
What about that dead intern in his office named Lori k? kimbutgar Sep 2012 #9
Scarborough Refutes Vanity Fair Report: 'No Plans To Run In 2016' Tx4obama Sep 2012 #11
First Lady Hillary Clinton said she had "no plans to run" for Senator from NY....! MADem Sep 2012 #18
What was the author's response to those idiotic questions? gateley Sep 2012 #12
Author answered what a warm, lovely regular guy POTUS is. nt morningglory Sep 2012 #15
President Joe LOL B Calm Sep 2012 #19

brewens

(13,589 posts)
3. Don't laugh. This last circus showed Scabwhoreoh he has a good shot at the nomination
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:35 PM
Sep 2012

Not a snowflakes chance in hell of getting elected but he could get the nomination.

Skittles

(153,164 posts)
10. JAYSUS
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:45 PM
Sep 2012

Palin, Perry, Santorum, Bachmann, Romney and now SCAR-FUCKING-BOROUGH? IS THERE NO END TO THIS IDIOCY?????

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)
4. What an ego to think he could run and WIN the presidency, after being in Congress AND TV so much.
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:37 PM
Sep 2012

Sooooo many votes and words that would haunt him throughout the campaign.

Unless he just wants to run for TV leverage or notoriety, knowing he won't win. Either way, that tells me that his show has gone to his head.

MADem

(135,425 posts)
7. Two reasons why he won't make it--both superficial.
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:41 PM
Sep 2012

1. Dead girl in office.

2. Piggy eyes...the guy has piggy eyes. People don't like piggy eyes.

I could offer up substantive reasons, too (his political acumen is third rate, he's nuts, he's divorced--and not long ago, like Ronnie and Jane Wyman, but recently enough that people will remember) but those puffy, slitty, small and darting piggy eyes will do him in. They make him look like the shifty character that he is!

MADem

(135,425 posts)
16. Yep--he has a newer bride who was in like Flynn with the Bushies...
Fri Sep 14, 2012, 12:47 AM
Sep 2012
Personal life

In 1986, Scarborough married Melanie Hinton. They had two sons, Joey and Andrew,[45] and divorced in 1999. His younger child was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes. While interviewing Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., in June 2005, Scarborough expressed concerns about the possibility that one of his sons may have suffered vaccine damage, perhaps attributable to the sharp increase during the 1980s in the amount of thimerosal injected into infants: "My son, born in 1991, has a slight form of autism called Asperger's. When I was practicing law and also when I was in Congress, parents would constantly come to me and they would bring me videotapes of their children, and they were all around the age of my son or younger. So, something happened in 1989."[46]

In October 2001, Scarborough married Susan Waren, a former aide to Florida Governor Jeb Bush and a former congressional committee staffer. He currently rents a home in Washington, D.C.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Scarborough#Personal_life

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)
14. Piggy Eyes?? People don't like piggy eyes??
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 11:26 PM
Sep 2012

Love it. Oh that is too good. I can't stop laughing...


kimbutgar

(21,155 posts)
9. What about that dead intern in his office named Lori k?
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:42 PM
Sep 2012

This will sink him and that is the reason he didn't run again. Very suspicious situation. In this day and age Internet stories can gain traction.

Tx4obama

(36,974 posts)
11. Scarborough Refutes Vanity Fair Report: 'No Plans To Run In 2016'
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:46 PM
Sep 2012

Last edited Fri Sep 14, 2012, 02:39 AM - Edit history (1)


Scarborough Refutes Vanity Fair Report: ‘No Plans To Run In 2016?
Here: http://www.mediaite.com/online/scarborough-refutes-vanity-fair-report-no-plans-to-run-in-2016/


MADem

(135,425 posts)
18. First Lady Hillary Clinton said she had "no plans to run" for Senator from NY....!
Fri Sep 14, 2012, 12:52 AM
Sep 2012

Barack Obama once said he had "no plans to run" for President!

"No plans" is a non-denial denial!

gateley

(62,683 posts)
12. What was the author's response to those idiotic questions?
Thu Sep 13, 2012, 09:50 PM
Sep 2012

I think it's obvious Obama is a LIKEABLE, friendly, warm guy -- why on earth would he ask those questions? He's a lawyer -- isn't the first rule don't ask a question you don't know the answer to?

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